Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

It's meat coming from a mysterious being. Usually genetic-manipulated faeries.

Where were you when the Berlin Wall was destroyed?

Unborn. Probably in another galaxy?

If a tree falls in a forest, and there's no one around. Does it make a noise?

No, because noise is only so because it is perceived by the human hearing apparatus. If no one is there, the waves emitted by the contact of the tree with the ground are not 'translated into' noise, and thus... are no noise at all!



...why is truth so boring?

so that it can give people like us an opportunity to color it up!

Why does Earth only have one moon?

because the other one is invisible!

Why do I feel so forlorn that Bakiryu forgot to ask a question? :bawling:



(Just kidding, most of us forget at one point or another...;) :p )

Because 'Ryu lost her brain! *t-hee* *searchs*

why are cds round?

The reason they are round should be obvious from their name. It's a CD, or a Compact Disc. The adjective compact conveys that the disc is round.

Do politicians lie?

They certainly lie on the floor...I believe it is described as "politicians lie like rugs".

Why are dogs noses wet?

because they can't sweat!


What would happen if monkeys had wings? *t-hee* *flying monkeys!*

If monkey's had winks they would fly out of my butt

(sorry -- I just had too. I love Saturday Night and the movies like Wayne's World that come into being because of those skits)


Can Monkey's really fly?

Genetically enhanced mokeys could *pouts*

What if ants were 3 FEET TALL?

Don't wish that too much. They destroyed my lab, and the whole neighborhood, for that matter :(

What if we had to return to the Paleolithic now?

We are in the Pathetic-ologic era, with pathological liars now! How much worse could it be?

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because a Psychassaur predicted that the world would be ruled by a completely inapt humanoid named Bush, and they preferred to commit mass suicide.

Where is Waldo?