Well they portray themselves as me, yet are they?
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Well they portray themselves as me, yet are they?
indeed not, for they are social creatures, but if that's the case shouldn't they all be able to skip and hop?
Yes this is true... But don't you think that a female is better at skipping and hopping than men?
you are right this is true of all species, but won't a gnome that skips and hops surely attract the attention of goblins?
It is possible, but what would goblins be doing in the garden?
surely they would hear of a gnome skipping and hopping and come to see, is this not in their curious nature?
Are goblins curious enough to mingle with the likes of gnomes?
isn't that how the gnoblin war of '78 start?
Yes or was it '79?
well it was the '78 financial year, but when did gnomes have a financial year?
When did gnomes have an income?
since the gnoblin war of '78, but what do they spend money on?
A gnome will should be able to spend it on anything shouldn't they?
well we know one spends it on shoes i guess, but is that really a wise way to spend gnome money?
Or should a gnome buy a frock instead of those dreary boring pants?