Was he living in a swamp?
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Was he living in a swamp?
Did it have swamp monsters?
Yes, but did it have swamp gnomes?
Would you give a gnome your home if it asked for it?
Would the gnome be a family member or a friend?
Can a gnome ever be a friend?
The question you should have asked is can a gnome ever be related to me?
Do relatives live in your garden?
can the gnomes wear those shoes?
Well if one was wearing shoes would he be able to walk?
it goes without saying that a gnome with shoes can't walk, but could he skip?
It's hard enough being a gnome that skips, but can he hop as well?
there is only one gnome I know of that can skip and hop, what is his name again?
His name is of no consequence, yet you called him a he, if he can do two things at once, would that make him a he or a she?
it was simply a generalisation, since gnomes have no genders right?