No, they are tamed and trained or fain a connection with humans they don't feel?
What did you eat for breakfast last Saturday?
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No, they are tamed and trained or fain a connection with humans they don't feel?
What did you eat for breakfast last Saturday?
bjb
Last Saturday? I ate Friday for breakfast.
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bjb will brb after these messages...
What would it take to bring you peace?
A bigger piece.
What would it take to bring you happiness?
I don't think it will fit in a car, I need a truck.
What happened to the snowman's carrot nose?
I hear a rumour Satan likes carrots, I think he ate it.
Is the snowman real?
He's behind the whole global-warming fiasco. Sneaky creature!
Do butterflies know what the butterfly effect is?
Yes, it goes like this... "Awwww, look at all the beautiful colours"
(Sorry, I'm not the clever one of the family:p)
Why do dogs bark?
'Cause no one told them it was impolite to.
Why do all ants look the same?
Because the queen ant married all of their fathers.
Why can't I see your fingers typing?
'Cause your window was minimized. :D (Actually, I'm working on a document simultaneously.)
Do you now wish you could punch me through your screen?
No, I might hurt the computer.
Do computers have feelings?
I'll do a google research, then I'll answer you if the computers have got any feelings.
I think my computer is asleep. There are times when it gets angry.
At school, I could've sworn my computer said 'self-destruct' on it.
Are there counsellors for computers?
Yes there are...it's another computer.
Can one get drunk leaning all night on the spacebar?
No...but you can get spaced...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
None, he needs an axe.
Why did the the tree chop down the man?
Because he was enchanted and cursed.
Have you seen the disappearing magician?
Yea, I think he's my neighbour.
Do you know the muffin man?
Is he the one who bakes bread?
Do you have one or two moons, where you live?
None. Gov't banned moons because of the whole werewolf business.
Are dragons for real?
Only in an office, they are women who type and tell everyone what to do... I think they call them dragonladies.
Easter is coming, does the Easter Bunny really exist?
Of course. It's tradition to eat rabbit on Easter in my family.
Why does taking 4 decent sized chunks out of your hand in two days hurt like heck?
Ouch. Yes. Only I don't do much to my hand.
What did the needle say to the haystack?
Move the hay out of the way.
Why are people so nasty?
They learned from the monkeys.
Are we alone in this universe?
No, I think my dog, cat, budgie and bird eating spider are with us.
Do you think humans will ever be free?
No. Absolute freedom is solitary, depressing and meaningless.
Why do most people watch sports instead of playing?
Because they are afraid of becoming thin.
Why do people need each other?
Because we are "social animals" and we do like to socialize...
Why there are troublemakers on this world?
what fun would it be if all of us troublemakers didn't raise hell? :p
why do some people never cause trouble?
Because if you look closely, you shall see wings...:angel:
What time is when it is early?
Too late to sleep.
What colour is a blue balloon?
Blue balloons can be red, can't they?
Where is the middle of the world?
Local train station.
What bus stop can I catch the train at?
It takes monstrous hands to catch a train,
and bigger still to catch the at.
While you were waiting in the rain,
the bus, alas, has killed the cat.
How does a chimi changa?
It moves it's hips.
How does a tree grow?
slowly
Why do we have governments?
So that the world can have something to argue about!
Why do we have Television?
Mainly for advertising nowadays.
why do they still play rugby in thick fog, even though few people can see anything?