...children blame wasps.
Yesterday, I drove...
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...children blame wasps.
Yesterday, I drove...
down to the courthouse to watch the judge throw a marshmellow into the defendants mouth.
i dont climb trees anymore because...
. . . . a wrinkly old woman told me that I'd get gonnorhea if I did.
Thinking about moving glaciers is similar to . . . .
worrying about a few drops of rain prior to falling into the lake! :D
Wait a minute? Didn't this glacier used to be...
a bank robber on the scale of Bonnie and Clyde.
There was an old woman who...
. . . . couldn't keep her hands to herself; no compunction was felt at the issuance of her very public admonition.
I fall upon the thorns of life . . . .
and I can tell you, a bed of roses is no picnic!
She was a fishmonger and it was no wonder, for ...
...her father was a fishmonger before her, making her the proverbial fishmonger's daughter. Hubba hubba :brow:.
Zip zip...
is a commonly used way to compress or archive computer files.
Zing zing....
Along, zaid ze German from Bavaria.
Folly the follower is...
too big for his britches.
Great green gobs of...
:wave: Hi Aimus!
watery goo make up a fine breakfast for people without proper dental care.
Soon a change of hearth will...
Hi Kathy :wave:
make all the other hearths jealous.
"Fiddle dee dee", she said and then...
she fell down the chimney, into the newly placed hearth.
Whatever happens, don't...
say anything about okra.
Rutabagas are an often overlooked root vegetable because...
they are swede!
No turnip goes overlooked when...
Aimus comes to town.
One for the money, two for the show. Three to get....
completely undrunk on an overpriced watered down beer.
Good Grace permits the use of...
a mirror to review one's clothing before subjecting the general public with it. :brow:
Sweet dreams of....
being a sleep in the night are very pleasing.
Failure to communicate leads to...
all sorts of unpleasant things, including foot fungus.
Tea for two and two for...
one make a poor british musketeering duo.
To set the controls properly one must...
cross one's fingers, and loudly shout out "Hook, line and sinker!"
The road less travelled is usually...
The one where you will get mugged, robbed and killed.
What you tell me now is...
what lies on the more travelled path.
what lies on the more travelled path is.....
. . . . trampled underfoot to no end.
Eating hard bread is similar to . . . .
a baby eating Zwieback, only it makes your teeth fall OUT, not GROW!
Avaunt, spirit! Haunt me no more, for I...
have terrible breath, and I'd hate to infect you with it.
They stood up for...
their butts were sore from sitting.
You must breathe in before you can...
possibly choke on the water coming in through your scuba gear.
Man was not meant. . . . .
. . . . to either put the chicken back in the eggs or dip his hamburger in milk. Sick!
Scales are only useful if . . . .
you bounce them on trampolines.
Oh, dear...I have to answer the...
incessant demands of your debilitatingly overactive bladder.
Drinking purifed water can be considered . . . .
unsatisfactory as a cologne.
One two buckle my....
...corrigated cardboard.
A nickle ain't worth a...
quarter, I tell ya!
Some people squeeze their toothpaste tubes, but personally I like to...
. . . . arrange my toothpaste tubes in scandalous positions and photograph them. :D
Roping a calf is easier than . . . .
than trying to rope a jackrabbit, for instance. ;)
Desperado, why don't you...
. . . . compensate the young lady who just wrote that moving epic about you.
Tuning a guitar becomes much more difficult when . . . .
...you have to do it by ear.
Why should guitars be tuned and not...