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06-22-2007, 09:15 PM
Mortis Anarchy

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Originally Posted by Turk

Don't say "yikes"! I have feet like Michalengelo's David. In fact if i had take of my shoes in the center of city and start to swing my feet every single woman would get so affected.

Btw, i saw your car, you must be really old to use such a car! Hahahaha that must be a classic!

Seee... I knew you did. That's why i said she must have at least 5th degree dan so she will be able to protect herself!

Haha! So what!? I saw your picture, you can't even hurt a shy Panda in China (though i could keep punching that peaceful Panda's face). If you are not even able to punch a peaceful Panda, what's the meaning of having black belt? Point of black belt and all dans is having a prove of that you have the ability to beat people better than cops.

Did i ever tell you about my curly hair?:lol:

What!! Please...have you ever heard the saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover."??? Hmmm!?? Plus...why would anyone want to punch a panda...they are adorable...and I don't go around beating people...jeez...only when necessary. I took it more for excercise but then I learned some pretty cool things that could very well prove useful.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

I guess we'll have to let the women in here. :p As long as there is no talking about toe nails and curly hair. :D That means you Papaya. :p :D

YAY!!!
06-22-2007, 09:21 PM
Bakiryu

I can now finally stop LURKING round here.
06-22-2007, 09:24 PM
Virgil

Welcome ladies. We guys don't cook much, but we ordered some pizza. Care for a slice? :)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...olie/Pizza.jpg
06-22-2007, 09:27 PM
Mortis Anarchy

Yummy...:p

Oh and I think Turk just doesn't want girls to be able to fight for themselves, just in case he loses!:p I'm just playing...haha.
06-22-2007, 09:34 PM
Turk

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Originally Posted by Mortis Anarchy

What!! Please...have you ever heard the saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover."??? Hmmm!?? Plus...why would anyone want to punch a panda...they are adorable...and I don't go around beating people...jeez...only when necessary. I took it more for excercise but then I learned some pretty cool things that could very well prove useful.

Well, people thinks pandas are adorable just because their black hair around their eyes and ears. But if you shave a panda's all hair then you would realize they are quite ugly, if you don't believe me, try it.

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Oh and I think Turk just doesn't want girls to be able to fight for themselves, just in case he loses! I'm just playing...haha.

True, that why i am using my brain power to make them believe they don't need black belt. :p

Oh btw, Virgil that pizza looks very good, made me feel hungy. It's the second best thing that Italians gave this world.
06-22-2007, 09:36 PM
Shalot

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Originally Posted by Turk

Well, people thinks pandas are adorable just because their black hair around their eyes and ears. But if you shave a panda's all hair then you would realize they are quite ugly, if you don't believe me, try it.

True, that why i am using my brain power to make them believe they don't need black belt. :p

Oh btw, Virgil that pizza looks very good, made me feel hungy. It's the second best thing that Italians gave this world.

what's the first best thing Italians ever gave the world? or did you already post that somewhere else?
06-22-2007, 09:38 PM
Mortis Anarchy

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Originally Posted by Turk

Well, people thinks pandas are adorable just because their black hair around their eyes and ears. But if you shave a panda's all hair then you would realize they are quite ugly, if you don't believe me, try it.

True, that why i am using my brain power to make them believe they don't need black belt. :p

Oh btw, Virgil that pizza looks very good, made me feel hungy. It's the second best thing that Italians gave this world.

Haha...Well, I don't have a panda of my own, but if I ever encounter one, I'm going to shave it and name it Turk...in honor of you!

The first best thing Italians gave the world is art.
06-22-2007, 09:52 PM
Turk

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Originally Posted by Shalot

what's the first best thing Italians ever gave the world? or did you already post that somewhere else?

Benito Mussolini, famous eccentric who thinks he can build Roman Empire again.:lol:

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Originally Posted by Mortis Anarchy

Haha...Well, I don't have a panda of my own, but if I ever encounter one, I'm going to shave it and name it Turk...in honor of you!

Don't even think that, if you would be able to shave a panda, that would mean you are in China. And if you'd try that in China, you would sentenced to death. Everyone knows pandas are more important than humans in China, because of population dnsity i think.

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Originally Posted by Mortis Anarchy

The first best thing Italians gave the world is fart.

I didn't expect this kind of statement from such a nice girl like you, though i must admit you are right.
06-22-2007, 09:56 PM
Mortis Anarchy

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Originally Posted by Turk

Benito Mussolini, famous eccentric who thinks he can build Roman Empire again.:lol:

Don't even think that, if you would be able to shave a panda, that would mean you are in China. And if you'd try that in China, you would sentenced to death. Everyone knows pandas are more important than humans in China, because of population dnsity i think.

I didn't expect this kind of statement from such a nice girl like you, though i must admit you are right.

your changing my answers!!!! Mean pants...grr...haha. Actually now that I think about it...hmmm...perfect...I have a neighbor with a dog that looks like a panda! Or how about a stuffed animal?

For anyone who reads his response I said ART not fart...jeez.
06-22-2007, 10:02 PM
Turk

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Originally Posted by Mortis Anarchy

your changing my answers!!!! Mean pants...grr...haha. Actually now that I think about it...hmmm...perfect...I have a neighbor with a dog that looks like a panda! Or how about a stuffed animal?

For anyone who reads his response I said ART not fart...jeez.

:lol:

Yeah, shave your neighbour's dog, if he got mad at you just say "it's too hot in summer" to make her believe your intention was good.
06-22-2007, 10:06 PM
Mortis Anarchy

Well, I am dog sitting for him...I'm sure he wouldn't mind!:lol:
I had a monkey, a stuffed monkey, I named him Abu after the monkey in Aladdin, I decided to give him a haircut.:p
06-22-2007, 10:19 PM
kathycf

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Originally Posted by Redzeppelin

Do you see what I mean? I think sometimes both men and women forget how much these little things mean. We like to feel needed, respected and admired just like women like to feel beautiful, desired, loved.

Ok, I understand better about this. I think people in general sometimes take their loved ones for granted....in the sense that there may be the tendency to not always take the time to say "thank you", or "I am glad you are here for me." Often social graces are left to the people folks work with or see out in the world, but it is equally as important to treat loved ones with just as much courtesy as "outsiders".

I have been reminding myself of that very thing, actually. My boyfriend helped me with a situation I had been struggling with and I made sure to let him know I appreciated his help....that sometimes I need help and I was very glad he was there for me.

Oh, man is that pizza I see? Mushroom pizza, I hope?

*drools* :D
06-22-2007, 10:20 PM
Bakiryu

That pizza was AWESOME. Let's say CALORIES GALORE but we all need :

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...r3373/Coke.jpg
06-22-2007, 10:21 PM
Mortis Anarchy

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Originally Posted by Bakiryu

That pizza was AWESOME. Let's say CALORIES GALORE but we all need :

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...r3373/Coke.jpg

Yummy!
06-22-2007, 10:23 PM
kathycf

I'll take one of these...and not because of calories. :D

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5.../Diet_Coke.jpg

(artificial sweeteners will never hurt me!) :p

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