Uhhhh, ta get to the other side? **drum roll**
Why did the internet become so addictive?
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Uhhhh, ta get to the other side? **drum roll**
Why did the internet become so addictive?
Because the intern got his arm trapped in a tarantula's net and said "Hey let's spin around", so that he, along with the adhered net were so fettered together that the two words intern and net soon became internnet and the intern twisted himself until he realized he was anachraphobic (sp?) in the spider's net and the n in net got bounced out so it became internet and we are all so addicted to interns and nets that we log on to big boxed screens to see the same episode on repetitious visits.
Why did the fly say "hi" to the wasp and get offended?
'Cause flies and wasps don't mix.
Why did the fox leap over walking cashmere?
She was jealous of the one that ate sour grapes, not realizing that that canine died of the cramps.http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/fox.gif
Doesn't that sound like a http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Rooster.gif & http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/cattle.gif story to you http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/acc31.gif
bulls never gever get rammed by cocks.
Do bulls and cocks ever ram into anything?
Yes, but then it becomes a buzzcock and starts a band.
Why isn't white wine white?
because light grape wine is white, white wine has to find a color of its own and dark grape wine is grape. It's never iridescent :(
Why does the leaning tower lean and say "Holy smokes, I've gotta stop leaning"?
Because she could. She was taught to speak by Leonardo DaVinci. He did it all, that little bastard.
What is the eleventh commandment?
I think the 11th is "Thou Shalt Not question the validity of the original 10"
Is life fair?
Fair is as Springtime in Moscow :)
Who is your favorite athelete and why?
Ian Thorpe, Venus Williams..... Hahahahahahaaaa, not gonna happen......
What kind of person are you?
First person, singular.
Should dogs be allowed to vote if they think they're people?
Hello, Basil!
Why not? Only they should wear coat and ties. That should be appropriate.
Do you like Piranhas killing ye?
Sure, why not. Better die feeding a Nature's offspring than with a stupid fall or something of the like.
Why did one fly over the cuckoo's nest?
Two chickened out... :rolleyes:
Exactly what is "mystery meat"?