King of the hill

Oh wait are we on mars?-- NO?!:D:nod:

We staged a smilie cope and now the hill is mine .

Betrayal! In retribution, I destroy the hill with everything on it!

My crater! :D

but Im reseliant and crawl out of my bunker hit you over the head with a turnip and decalre the hill mine!!:D

what hill? The ant hill, you can have it! :p

Still my crater, now with a turnip, thanks for that Night! :D

but the anthill is actually the entrance to a secret base of smilies and they swarm out and take the crater and turnip and give it to me


MY hole in the ground:nod:

A hole now covered in dirt by the hill reconstruction workers, who just started their work.

My newly reconstructed hill! :p

You ran out of money and had to sell to me :brow: :D

the Hill was demolished and new one built next to it but its private propety so no one is allowed or I'll sue you all. And the hill is mine, back to its rightful owner. game over. winner: optimisticnad. nice playing with you all.

The appeal of the hill is such that Optimistic grows so addicted, she forgets everything else. Including paying taxes, she is arrested for tax fraud and send away for a long time. In the mean time, I show the deed to the hill, which I found in a drawer. Now the hill is mine!

You are assassinated, I come back, take back what is rightfully mine. and since your dead you cant claim the hill anymore! so game over for you. rest in peace amius. (do u mind that i constantly spell your name wrong? its deliberate)

Back in hell, satan, who missed me for so long, is glad to open the door and let me back to earth. He's managing call centres now! :nod:

On earth, I give Optimistic a huge, gigantic hamster, and she is so preoccupied she doesn't notice I sit down on my lovely chair, on top of the hill.

My hill!

She manages to tame the hamster, who befriends her, and she commands him to eat up the man on my chair, which he does so beautifully. opti records it and puts it on google and it has more hits than anything else evr. so back he goes to hell. opti makes a deal with satan not to call him back and a deal with the angels not to let him out.

I turn hell upside down, giving satan a new ulcer, The angels are disturbed with the way hell is messing up the cosmic way of things, and release me back to earth, and take opti instead.

King of the hill: ME!

but opti is so sweet and wonderful they cant help but guarantee her a wish, she wished to return to earth where she enters the employment of amius, posions him with his drink, and hill is mine!

optimisticnad has the hill.

After she's disposed of Aimus (thanks, btw), optimisticnad thought nothing could happen to her that'll cause her to lose the hill (to its only rightful owner *points at herself* :brow: ) and she went to sleep. When she's laid in her bed, suddenly the lid closed... wait, what lid? Her bed doesn't have a lid! Well, her bed doesn't, but somebody got her a new one ;). So after the lid's closed, I come in and nail the lid of the... yes, coffin ;) shut, put an address on it to the other side of the world, knowing that if I don't put a return address on it and it can't be delived to an imaginery address... it'll just end up being stored somewhere that's not on

MY hill! *makes herself at home*