The PAM drew this list of occupations from his own vast experience upon the couch watching the Transformers - or was that Muppet Babies? My Little Pony, perhaps? :brow:
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The PAM drew this list of occupations from his own vast experience upon the couch watching the Transformers - or was that Muppet Babies? My Little Pony, perhaps? :brow:
The PAM has not the intellectual capabilities necessary to understand that My Little Pony is a classic, and worth devotion.
The PAM is considering submitting a piece to the Atlantic Monthly entitled:"Strawberry Shortcake: Programming for Little Comrades"
The PAM evidently flosses, brushes, and rinses to no avail. The PAM's morning breath comes back with a vengeance mere moments after.
I can smell it across an internet connection . . . ugggh.
The PAM obviously has an overactive, nay delusional, imagination, as there is no way he could smell anything above the mixed essence of patchouli, sweat, and unwashed body that wafts from him at every moment.
Oh, snap! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
The PAM just loves to wear wet, squishy sneakers to swanky restaurants.
Yes, ma'am. They bring out my inner child. Or inner doofus, I am undecided on that... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miss tenderness
The PAM has an inner doofus.
The PAM is on a first-name basis with the PAPAM's inner doofus.
The PAM actually is, in fact my inner doofus.
Did I tell you that you could leave?! :D
the PAM's brainwaves are so insignificant all the surfers in her head decided to migrate.
The PAM wears water wings whenever he goes near water.
the PAM wears airtight shoes, whenever she takes them off, biohazard alarms go off in a fifty mile radius.
The PAM wears slices of salami on his feet in lieu of shoes. Talk about a biohazard!
The PAM wears the Wolvarine suit at night.
the PAM cannot spell "wolverine". this is a CRIME!!