If you were a...

The kind that ran itself.

If you had wings where would you fly to?

I would fly to Australia.

If you were a musician, what instrument would you play?

I would play drums

If you could produce a documentary what would your subject be?

history of wars.

If you were an animal, what type would you like to be?

A bonobo (obviously)

Same question

Tigeress

If you were a drink what would you be?

something smooth with a hint of spice ,complex and deceptively potent.

Same Q.

red, slim and gets your dizzy

if you were an actor what type of movies would you star in?

Independent films with the occasional multi million dollar blockbuster to fund my extravagant lifestyle.

If you could be famous for something, what would that be?

Creditable studies done in the field of education.

If you were a shoe maker, what kinds of shoes would you design?

Jackboots

If you were a country besides your own, what would it be?

la bella Italia! as I'm pleasure loving, stylish ,charming, passionate, and always running late!

same question

same answer

If you were really annoyed and wanted to leave, what country would you be in?

hmmm, I'm annoyed right now, so Canada.

same Q

Yemen

what hobby do you no longer do?

If I were a hobby I no longer do, I would be baton twirling!

If you were given an unexpected week off from work , what would you do with the time?

Start a revolution and then spend a week in Little Cayman

If I were an unexpected cash gift of $9,000 what would you buy?

stocks (and a nice little handbag or shoe)

If you were to start a revoltion , what would be the objective of this revolution?

To crush my enemies and hear the lamentations of their women - kidding! Uuum, more butter and less guns. And more caviar, wine, and cheese parties!

Same question (good questions lil)

To fully merge all races into one!

If you were a sandwich, what kind would you be?

White bread toasted with avacado.

If you were the song what would it be?

Born to Be Wild

same question?

I've got to go with the same answer - anyway i love "easy rider" - jack nicholson in a football helmet cruising accross America..

If your life were a movie what would it be?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
same question?

Same answer, seriously. A very underrated film.

If you were a radio station what would be the top 3 groups or singers you would play the most?

I'd play Queen,The Animals and Swinging Blue Jeans all the time :D

same question...

Stones and Led Zeppelin- and Animal Colllective.

If you were a cinema what would you play when the customers were gone?

Life is Beautiful. Along with various episodes of LOST depending on my mood.

If you could travel to any one place in the world, or otherwise, time travel included, where and when would it be?

I would go to the Hanfstaengl home in Uffing, Germany on November 9, 1923. Adolf Hitler had gone there to hide after a failed attempt at revolution and intended to commit suicide, but was dissuaded by Helene Hanfstaengl. I would like to distract her somehow.

If you were a tree, what kind would you be and where would you like to be planted?