'Cause it smokes without fire.
Why do people hate ginger-heads?
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'Cause it smokes without fire.
Why do people hate ginger-heads?
Because they are expecting Ginger Rogers to dance over their heads.
Why do people need to eat?
To justify the need for toilets.
Why don't fishes talk?
They have bad breath.
Why isn't this red pen writing on the red paper?
It's el communista.
Did Cathy really love Linton?
Linton loved himself.
How do birds sleep?
Little pretenders them lot are. <Texan accent>
Is cricket is noisy game or a nosy creature?
Neither. The game is very quiet unless something actually happens. The insects should mind their own business otherwise they get smacked.
Why did the lemon cross the road?
It was late for a cocktail party.
Do books want to be read?
Yes of course, who do you think edits them.
Is the moon where you live and the moon where I live, related to each other?
Mine is schizophrenic.
Why are women unpredictable?
Because their partners are never around to help them make up their minds... (Hahahaha)
Why are men so pushy?
Aggressiveness is in our hormones. Can't help much. ;)
Why are there more guns than books in this world?
Because guns can't read.
Why is the sun hot?
Because of page-3.
Why are Japs so weird?
I am going to assume you are talking about the pumpkin... So they make the name pumpkin soup sound real.
What is the difference between a woman and a man?
We can have a beer gut.
Why are midgets so funny?
Hm. Thanks, you think I'm funny.
Why are tall people so funny.
Oh, c'mon! You made me laugh so hard. :P
'Cause they play basketball all day.
Why do roses have thorns?
It's there defense mechanism, against rose pickers. (Acutually they make thornless rosese now... I have some beautifu thornless roses in my garden) Sorry I get so sidetracked.
Why do jockeys ride horses?
They're nostalgic.
Why is Santa always laughing?
Because he's the one with the big sack.
Why does It get dark at night?
Showtime!
Why did two bald men fight over a comb?
(You character - so funny) Because their wives needed it.
Why are do we have different time zones?
Everyone on committee played musical chairs.
Are dolphins really in love with us?
We wish, the are in love with a pets, but try to befriend us to get to them.
Why can't pets clean up after us?
They lick their paws.
Why are mole rats so ugly?
Because the are hairy.
Why am I so stubborn?
Because you decided you want to be and noone's going to persuade you otherwise.
Why don't we have feet like a Hobbit's?
Because theirs are too good for us.
What time is it when it is late?
Tomorrow.
How does a banana feel?
Well, he and I are good friends and he said he shouldn't have to peel for anyone...:lol:
How does a baby feel?
Like Gulliver in Brobdingnag.
How tall would you be in Flatland?
As tall as normal
Would you dance on the desk???
You can't be tall in a two-dimensional world. Burn him!!
No, I wouldn't.
Would you walk naked in Amazon rainforest?
No, might scare off what ever animal exists there.
Would you scream like a girl if you were terrified of somethng.
Of course, I usually do.
Are you a lion?
No, I am a cute puppy.
Are you friendly?
I think I am.
Don't you agree?
I agree to agree to disagree to agree about the disagreement that we've agreed on.
Do camels have a compass built in to them?