So you will be that much more enticed to buy those little air fresheners by the cash register.
Why does my wrist hurt?
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So you will be that much more enticed to buy those little air fresheners by the cash register.
Why does my wrist hurt?
Your wrist hurts from too many attempts of Paganini on the violin! (If you have heard some of Paganini's stuff, you will well see why!) ;)
Why are so many people caught up in the goings on in Fake Wrestling Arenas? You know, the fake wrestling that one 'sees' on tv...?? :lol:
Take a dive off the top rope through a table onto a bed of tacks and tell me that you "faked" it. "Predetermined outcome" is the words you are looking for. The moves are real enough and they really get hurt. That's why so many die from drug overdoses (pain meds and steriods), and injuries (broken necks, internal injuries, etc.) Why people get so tied up in it, your guess is as good as mine...
Why do so many people over explain things?
Because their brains are full of bits and pieces of useful information and if it is not shared, then it can overflow the brain and cause the person to suffer bouts of speechlessness.
Why aren't bartenders paid more since they are the neighborhood shrink? (remember -- this is: Ask a Stooooopid Question, and that IS one...)
maybe because they chose to be bartenders not shrinks
What is the meaning of life?
the meaning and purpose of life is internet forums and post counts, isn't it?. When will I be able to get the whole game section filled up with the oh so interesting contributions of Shalot?
Why do Tom and Jerry always fight?
They seriously got an overdose of the Three Stooges...
Why is there such a demand for old re-runs on television?
The new runs aren't as fast as the old.
Why do black felines sleep more than grey?
(I didn't know that...)
Because black cats more often get a blackout. Yeah? :lol:
Why do bubbles appear whenever we boil water?
Because if they didn't, James Watt would have made us push lunks of rolling steel instead of the lunks of rolling steel pushing us.
Why do male yorkies urinate in circles?
You have a way, dude. You seriously have. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adolescent09
You have a lot of pets, don't you? Because the female ones don't urinate at all and these males are trying to get them jealous by doing these stunts.Quote:
Why do male yorkies urinate in circles?
What does adolescent mean?
[QUOTE=Laindessiel;355156]You have a way, dude. You seriously have.QUOTE]
I mean it's ridiculously true though... Think about it :p
It means "a doll" throwing fluore"scent" lamps at the floor and then wondering why it breaks.
Why is red bull yellow?
A Red Bull is yellow because of this: Garbage In Garge Out....
Got it? What goes in must come out.....:p
Why am I still awake?
because your avatar's open pasted blue eyes never shut like yours aren't shutting right now, and its Friday night. I usually stay up till 4 in the morning on Friday nights..
Why did the corpulent cow grow wings and ascend over China's great wall?