If you were a...

Towards my home, always. :)

If you were a character from The Jungle Book, which one would you be?

Oh, I'd have to be the big black cat. The tiger would have been good, but he gets bested, and that's not on!

If you were an egg what bird would have laid you?

hummingbird

if you were to have any wish granted what would it be?

To be able to eat as many fries/(Eng)Chips as I wanted and never gain weight. Roasted potatos, and steak fries, and then mix up un with shoestring fries....aw man. (ok, i'll just have one...munch munch munch)

If you were given a key to a city which would it be?

Rome

same question?

Stockholm

If you could be a internationalist journalist what continent would you cover?

europe

If you were a magazine, which one would you be?

I like Vanity Fair(for This sorta stuff-best articles) -equally the Economist and also National Review.

Same question?

I like Vanity Fair too.

If you were in a fire (at home) what object would you grab before you ran out (no living creatures)

My wallet.

Same question

photos and jewelry

if you were given 10million dollars today, what would be the first thing you would do after you quit your job?

Start a new business.

If you had child what would the biggest change for you after he/she was born?

lack of freedom

if you were a fly on the wall what would you want to see/hear?

A pile of crap?

If you were a pile of crap?

HAhaHa! Potty Humor!

If you were a pile of crap?

I'd attract dung beetles

If you use your nose to smell and a skunk uses its nose to smell, then you smell like a skunk...

smelling a pile of crap???

Why not...my dog does it...

If you were a dog, how would you greet someone?

Why not...my dog does it...

If you were a dog, how would you greet someone?

I stick my nose right up their crotch and take a good whiff.

If you were a tricycle, were would you want to be peddled?

out the front walkway to carry the rider to see daddy...

If you were the rider, what would be your fondest memory?

Crashing into the brat that lived next door and making her cry.


If you were able to become invisible, what would you do?

Funnily enough - crash into the brat and her mother next door and making them cry. I know she was recently dumped and is now a single mum, but damn is she miserable, hhmm, maaaybe i could explore this more to my advantage......(ideas racing thru head with a hint of a smile appearing)

If your life were a biography, how interesting would it be?

*it would be so interesting that on every continent in the world, there would be a sandwich named after me.

If you were a a method of escape what would you be?

The usual routine: I kill the sweaty Turkish guard with a collected bars of soap in a sheet, change to guard outfit, walk out the front door, and a Istanbul "Gypo Giro Cab" to the border, where my trusty Corgi Sam picks me up in his souped up Mini.

If (or when) you are King or Queen of the World what would your first act be?

Full length mirrors will be mandatory on or next to the front door of every residence

If reincarnation is the way of the universe what do you think you will come back as?

Lapo Elkan

same question?

(lol yeah the stylish playboy grandson of Gianni Agnelli, got you now!!)

Queen of the World

If you were a city what city would you be and what would be your main attraction?

Paris, c'est une blonde. Paris, reine du monde. ~ Maurice Chevalier
Food and Montrachet.

If you were a goose without pretending, where would you like to migrate before the grand honking?

QUOTE=cafolini;1184957]Paris, c'est une blonde. Paris, reine du monde. ~ Maurice Chevalier
Food and Montrachet.

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(if they had an icon with wine I would have chosen it!)

Goose to Iceland. I like Reykjavik, it's super clean. And a well scrubbed Nordic town/city.

If you wanted 3 months of peace and quiet and had to get away from it all - where would you go?

how about little Cayman?

if you were in need of advice who would you ask?

Little Cayman is quiet, sure - you will certainly find yourself!

Well the based advice is of a confidential nature (Machiavelli) so i ask someone outside my circle-news travels here.

Do you go to girlfriends for advice or do you like more logical objective advice from other people?

what makes you think my gfs aren't logical? Ok, I also have some male friends (and a brother) that I sometime ask for advice and there is also my anonymous on line buddies as well.

If you were going to get the best Christmas present, what would it be?

The Awkward family photos game (seriously)

IF you were going to the show, which one would it be?

Seriously, loved to go to Westminister Dog Show. But I'd settle for pretty much anything on Broadway.

same question.

I would have loved to see 12.12.12 live

if you were having the perfect ending to 2012, what would it be?

Dinner and drinks on top of a Mayan pyramid

If you were a mad genius scientist what would you invent?

a mind reading machine
same question

see through glasses

If you had a buiness that you owned what would it be?