when I make bullets out of it to shoot people who say I have dentures.
You reap what you shall sow, so what you sow had better...
Hiyas Hyacinth! :wave:
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when I make bullets out of it to shoot people who say I have dentures.
You reap what you shall sow, so what you sow had better...
Hiyas Hyacinth! :wave:
. . be extremely entertaining or you will be bored to death later on!
The term "dog-days of summer" derives from. . . .
the fact that dogs love to lay around, basking in the sun. At least my dog does.
"Are you ready for the summer?" is a line from the movie...
American Pie 2
Picture frames have many uses. . . .
110,000,793, to be exact.
They say a watched pot never....
cooks anything that tastes remotely good.
The mysterious "they" . . .
seem to think "they" know everything!
When two people fall in love they usually...
...break-off.
When in love fools . . .
rush in where angels know better! :nod:
The road to hell is paved with...
...broken glass. Best to start early, you know.
The F-14...
was the name my parents originally wished to name me.
Not last night, but the night before...
four and twenty robbers came a-knocking at my door!
If Moses supposes his toes are roses, then Moses...
should surely study biology AND botany.
Jam is to jelly as hammers are to....
...pianos. They're all fun to drop on people.
Crime is to Punishment as War is to...
curtain rods.
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the...
misinformed.
Why can't they be
more like the dancing :banana:
now where did i put my...
split.....they taste nice.
confused????????? does not make sense
continuing on ...now where did I put my...dish, it ran off again (hey diddle diddle)
If babies come from storks, where do Trees come from...
toucans
the one thing everyone has in common is....
a brain, one hopes.
Heavens defend us. . . . .
...from the temptation of reality.
We are not grand to the universe...
but we are grand in our own little minds.
An apple a day. . .
...might hurt your gums so please brush with Colgate!
(couldn't resist!)
...keeps the doctor away ;)
To err is human...
. . . and some people are much more human than others.
I wish I were. . .
more ME!!!
I'm dreaming of
...not being at work right now.
In a perfect world...
You will never have to work and go to school!!!!!
Dream a dream for......
...me, my heart is too weary for sleep.
If only...
....I could turn back time.
If I could turn back time I'd . . .
probably just make the same mistakes all over again! :nod:
Time is like an ememy, it advances ...
. . .upon you and gives no quarter.
When all is said and done,. . . .
...it gets really quiet.
Spaghetti and badgers...
taste best with merlot.
Listening to someone complain is......
like a squeaky door...."Creeeaaaak"
Take one cup sugar, two cups flour and....
...throw it over your shoulder for good luck.
Batteries are useful most when...
adorning a birthday cake.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear....
that's what I've heard, though he had no hair, and was hooked on rogain! :lol:
I'll be frank: unless you do, you'll walk the plank, the choice is...
...to stick to your diet or not.
If tomorrow I should sink...
to the depths of depravity, only my mother would mourn. :lol:
Cream cheese has many unusual uses, such as. . .