toni died when she found out i was dating billy.
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toni died when she found out i was dating billy.
Shurtgual died when Bakiryu killed her for dating billy. :lol: :lol: :lol:
we both died when we realized that we are being to much like teenagers.
True. I sound younger than I should :blush:
I watched you sit down at your computer Ryu, I watched you post this and as I looked at you through the scope of my sniper rifle, I thought to myself, "Maybe I should post this as how Ryu died with lead in her head and the last of the round in computer."
Then I realized that without Ryu, i wouldn't have someone to kill me back and to debate with.
X didn't die but was infected by a computer virus that transformed him into a sweet young man, lover of all things pink, specially bunnies, flowers, perfume and candy. He's now a joyful, optimistic person. In other words.....
He's dead in life.
"oh no, i've become a prep, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (falls over screaming at his computer, watches in terror as a pink shirt with the word Hollister replaces his real shirt), i'm becoming noticeable, ghostliness fading, becoming solid, can't blend in anymore", in a final act of desperation he pleads with Ryu, "spare me oh kind Ryu, i never thought you would deliver such a low blow as that, you are truly a master of torture."
Ryu, arrogant from the victory, opened a champagne bottle, the cork shot off and in a freak coincidence, ricocheted off the wall into her throat, causing her to choke to death on it.
oh yeah, thanks for the advice to watch Full metal alchemist, it's fricken sweet, Al Elric rocks!
But them all world-wide preps noticed that X wasn't truly a born-prep and attacked with their evil prep powers. He was chocked to death by a GAP shirt!
(*dances* I told you so! I told you so! Fullmetal Alchemist Rocks!!! (Watch Bleach next is almost as good: specially the huge, killer SWORDS!!!))
thank goodness, i'd rather be dead than be a prep. but a gap shirt, why couldn't you have made something i actually where, like old navy?
the bleach characters come to life and kill ryu with their killer swords which she loves
X of Death
Well, I got me a brand-new Naginata,
It’s been calling out my name—
Love of battle in that bladed mantra,
And it just won’t go away.
The window shatters in the night—
A Ninja with a scarlet face:
You’d think he’d learned to be quiet—
I guess he was too full of rage.
He picked the wrong place to strike—
This is the House of Many Blades.
That Naginata did just as I like—
There’s not much left of him to save.
Here’s a warning to Ninjas everywhere:
Don’t end up like old Silent X here…
Pendragon
© 7/15/07
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After Pen "finished me off" he went over to his computer. he turned it on to proclaim to all of litnet in various words and flutters of his literary expertise how he killed the infamous X. He saw that he had a new e-mail. Contained in the e-mail was a video clip of a person swathed entirely in black, with a X emblazoned on all clothing and the background, "What you saw was an illusion, nothing more."
"Be more prepared next time." said the video and a suit of armor right behind Pen. Turning and remembering the day it was delivered, two years ago, how the men carrying it said it was heavier than it should have been. sudden realization showed in Pen's eyes as the suit moved with lightning speed and buried a lance in Pen's stomach, and then finished the literary warrior off with a swift knife to the throat that had been hidden underneath the suit wrist joint. Standing back on the pedestal from which it came, it froze. A dark substance poured from it and formed into the man in the video, treading without a sound, X left and was thought to have positioned himself near a rock music concert. Blending into the crowd, he gradually shed his clothes until he had on a black shirt with a red biohazard sign spray painted on and a pair of olive green cargoes, he had retrieved what he had come for and now he was leaving.
=Double poste=
X died in his nightmare after prolonged staring at a photo of an unknown "Angel" with -dig this, X - has streaks on her hair that is "very pink". :lol:
haha, X who had been photoshopping this picture for toni, decided to screw up her face and send it to her, she died of embarrassment
~woo~ X died of guilt when he learned that he didn't give his best for the photoshopped photo for toni and commited hara-kiri..:(