King of the hill

litrocks hill

I wack litrocks over the head with a large volume of Shakespeares works. It faints, but comes to quickly, and seeing the prized book, runs off to find a quiet place to study.

My hill

RJ's hill

I send a veritable herd of cute kittens to swarm the base of the hill. RJ cannot resist but to run down and pet each one.

My hill!

Kathy's Hill,
I inform Kathy that the puppies have arrived and are beginning to annoy the kittens. Worried, Kathy goes to sort things out. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's Hill,
Welcome back, Hyacinth! We are throwing a party for you over in the glen by the wooden footbridge over the bubbling creek.
(Hyacinth hurries over to the party, pleased to be the Guest of Honor)

I look around...
...what do you know? It's
Kelly's Hill!

Kelly's Hill-
Things get a little crazy at Hyacinth's party. The revellers, inspired by the fine wine consumed, decided that they really needed to dunk Kelly, the organizer of the party, into the jello dunk tank. The party people rush up the hill, snag Kelly, and haul him protesting into the tank.
I however, take one more bottle of wine and settle back to enjoy
MY hill! :D

Hyacinth's hill

Poor dear imbibed a little too much wine and falls asleep. Awww, doesn't she look cute when she is sleeping? I gently roll her away ...bye bye!
Kathy's hill!

Kathy's Hill
Just as she was settling in to enjoy her new hill, Hyacinth's Party People return from dunking Kelly into the Jello tank. All are whooping it up, Kathy participating in a soulful rendition of "I Will Survive" with the leading members of the Hyacinth's Party Preservation Society, when the police come and arrest all for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Sad to see my comrade hauled away in a paddywagon, I decide to carry on the torch and take posession of the hill in Kathy's stead. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's Hill

Kelly returns from a weekend visiting a Meadery. He brings a barrel of Mead to the hill. At the bottom of the hill, he coats a thick layer of the sticky honey residue onto a rock. Then he climbs the hill and offers Hyacinth some Mead. While she is enjoying this unusual beverage, he steals her books and tosses them down the hill and onto the sticky rock. She hurries down to retrieve them and is "stuck" there for awhile trying to get them free from the honey without damaging them. Meanwhile. Kelly coats the bottoms of his shoes with more honey so that he can defeat anyone who tries to take

Kelly's Hill!

Kelly's Hill-
Unfortunately for Kelly, he forgot about the bees. He was attacked by an entire hive and was forced to run away from the hill, leaving his honey-saturated shoes in place. While recovering in the hospital from his multiple bee stings, Hyacinth sends him a bouquet and takes her Hill -
Hyacinth's Hill!

Hyacinth's Hill:

Sorry dear, you must make room. Birthday girl takes over.

Some old lady named Kathy's Hill!!! ;) :D ;)

Kathy's hill!

Her birthday being over, the hill goes to me!

My very own hill!

Pensive's Hill

When she sees all the leftover cake and turnips I have waiting for her at the bottom of the hill, she flies off for a quick snack. Bye Bye Birdie!

My Hill!

Kathy's hill.

I tell Kathy that at the bottom of the hill is a catalogue of avatars that she can pick from. Kathy's desire for another avy gets the better of her and down the hill she runs.

Virgil's hill.

Virgil's Hill

I could reclaim what is rightfully mine, but the IRS is still on my back, so please, by all means, play on and enjoy yourselfs. It's still up for charity. :)

Virgil has the hill.

Aimus has the hill.
I tell Harry Potter that this hill is Voldemort's horcrux so he destroys the hill.
No one's hill!
Hill is gone!