Pam

The PAM does not use under arm deodorant! :lol:

The PAM doesnt have an under arm.

The PAM has brain matter dripping from her ears.

The PAM has enormous ears.

The PAM is animated by strings attached to her arms and legs. :lol:

The PAM thinks "espresso" is spelled with an "x"

(Sorry, best I could do without coffee this morning)

The PAM washes her hair with tomato juice, because she likes the spiffy red highlights it imparts. Just get some L'Oreal, PAM!

The PAM crept from an ancient grave in Salem.... :nod:

The PAM has a wart on his nose.

the pAM lives in a world inside his head inhabited only by turnips and llamas on LSD

The PAM keeps getting between the Earth and the Sun and blocking out all sunlight! ;)

The PAM leaves scales all over the furniture!

The PAM has a piece of cilantro permanently stuck in her yellow teeth.

The PAM is hopelessly bogged down in self-adoration. ;)

The PAM is hopelessly addicted to haggis...

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ycf/haggis.jpg