Originally Posted by
mortalterror
With the new movie coming out the other week, the old ones were on television again and I had some time to watch one while I was doing my laundry. I was sort of going in and out throughout the picture; so I didn't get to see the whole thing, but what I saw was ridiculous.
Over the course of about half an hour Harry, Hermione, and some other kid are creeping through the woods following people. Three or so times Hermione looks back. Harry says, "What is it?" and she says "Nothing. I just thought I saw/heard something." Like three freaking times! I'm watching this thinking, "Well, don't investigate! It's not like you live in a land of danger and magical fantasy. You're curious about every other freakin' thing! And it's not like you could just go back ten feet and check a bush."
Then their friend is getting attacked by a werewolf, and Hermione makes a wolf call. Harry says, "Now he's after us," to which Hermione replies "I didn't think of that." At which point I'm like "Really? 'Cause it looks like that was your whole plan!" What else could she have been thinking? I ran this past a friend of mine and he concluded, "Hermione picked a really bad time to practice her wolf impression."
I went away, folded some laundry, came back. People are shooting wands out of each others hands. I went away, came back. The movie ends with the little boy getting a pimped out broom. Now this is hardly, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship." or a three man gunfight in a cemetery. I don't think I'm going to watch any of the others.