If you were a...

I would disperse it to all free of charge.

If you were a mother with a deathly ill child, what would you offer the knight after receiving the free gift?

A warm meal and all I could. After all of the knightly things the knight has done, a meal would be nice.


If you were the knight, would you think the gift adequate or feel swindled?

I would expect nothing but a thank you...but I would accept the meal (it would be my obligation to)

If you were the knight's page, what would you think of the knight?

I would wish to be just like him, and be eager to start off on my own adventures!!

If you were that same stouthearted knight, where would you seek your lady fair?

I most certainly would...

If you were a peasant girl in the kingdom, would you find yourself worthy of such a knight?

I suspect I'd have to PROVE my worth, somehow...

If you were a peasant girl trying to prove herself to the kingdom's most noble knight, how would you go about doing so?

With love and devotion...and with the words, "As you wish!"

If you were a 'farm girl', would you take a 'commoner' into the fire swamps to protect him from the Princess Humperdink?

Yes, I believe all people, especially children, should stay away from anyone with the name Humperdink.(:lol:)


If you where Humperdink's mother, what where you thinking?

"What did I do?"

If you were a Disney Mouseketeer, what would your name be?

Goofy the Slayer.

If you were a lampshade, where would your favorite place be?

On your head

If you were Britney Spears biggest fan, what would you say on your Youtube video?

"I'm going to Hell, aren't I"

If you were a cloud, who would you see the most?

The sun :)

If you were a cat, where would you curl up to go to sleep?

Probably Niamh considering where she lives...
EDIT: On top of the WARM air filter of a car...


If you lived in a castle 1,000 years ago, how would you stay warm in the long winters?

FIRE!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :ladysman::ladysman::santasmil:mad::rage::nod::wav e::redface::confused::bday_2::smash::D:crash::thum bs_up:bawling::idea::p:sick::blush::):brow::cool:: rolleyes::banana::banana::banana::eek::as-sleep::cold::argue::eek2::angel::brickwall:):blush ::sick::p:alien::(:yawnb::lol:;):idea::bawling::th umbs_up:D:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::crash ::crash::crash::crash:


(I like fire)




If you were the sky, would you be flying or floating?

I would be suspended by cords...don't ask from what...

If you were a smiley, which smiley would you be?

this one
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If you were a creature what would you be?

I am a creature...

If you were a evil villain, who would you be (name) and who would be your nemesis?

I am a villain and my nemesis is Larry.

If you were a spider, what kind of webs would you weave?

I'd weave a cashmere web

If you were a talking dog, what would you say?

good human! good boy! Pick up that s**t

If you were cheap romance novel, who would be posing alongside Fabio on your cover?

You...;) (but tastefully)

If you were a children's movie, what would you be about (be original)?

Ack..I dunno how original I can be. It seems everything's been done already and my brain is quite muddled at the moment.
Definately something with some kind of morality lesson and academic if possible. Lots of great music, but not any of that new trendy crap (do I sound old?) Something fun that kids can laugh and dance to with beautiful, detailed animation. I'm thinking like old school Disney movies. I hate thier newer ones for the most part although the Pixar stuff is pretty good. But as far as plot line etc goes, I'll have to think about that and get back to you on it. And if I do think of something good, perhaps I'll just write a children's book :)

If you were a drink (alcoholic or not..doesn't matter), what would be your main ingredient and where would you be served?

Tequila!!!! In a bar far, far away from where I am now.

If you were to be reborn and could pick your mother (besides your own) who would it be?

My daughter...just for revenge

If you were Hitler's mother, what would you have done differently?

Invested in a better art teacher

If you were an underwear model (or something..else..of a non modest nature), how would you let your mother find out what you did for a living?

I would just hope that she didn't...it was bad enough telling her that I was "walking steel"

If you were a Peanut Butter sandwich, what would you be made with...?

**art teacher?** :)

Hitlar loved drawing and art but failed his test to get into art school. Maybe if he'd made it in....who knows?

If I were a peanut butter sandwhich I would be made with peanut butter and cherry butter (a kind of jam thats made with butter..delicioso!)

If you were a 5 year old and had no supervision in a house to yourself, what would you do first?

**thanks...I didn't know that about Hitler**
***Cherry butter sounds good***
I'll leave the house...be back in 30 minutes, and I'll be able to tell you...
(but I'd say just watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

If you were a fire, what would you consume?

What would I not consume would be a better question.:lol:


If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?(For example, I would be a Ferrari with tank treads)

I'd be a 1967 Stingray...

If you were the most romantic person in the world, what would you do for that special someone?

Smile.


If you were a mythical monster, what would you be?(specifically)

**I'm only child-like...*
I would make breakfast with all the fixin's, give a foot massage with a scrub, followed by a moisturizing cream...followed by a wax dip for the hands and feet...then a back massage. give 2 hours of peace and quiet...while I clean up everything in the house (keeping after the kids)...

If you were a book, describe what you would look like (physical appearance not content) ...what would your pages would look like, would you be hard cover or paperback, bookmark or none?

Thick, tattered leather cover, BIG pages, golden lettering in a languge only I could read, finished up with marvelous illustrations.


If you were a mythical creature, which one would you most describe yourself as?

Griffith (a lion/eagle)

If you were Smeagol (the Gollum on the Lord of the Rings), how would you break the curse that the ring had on you?

I would get a nice haircut, some clothes, and a steak to replace the fish I used to eat. then I would join the Peace Corp. of Isangard.


If you were a duck, would your quack echo? (or Narcissus?:lol:)

yess.....


if you were a fox what would you do?

Be foxy.


If you were a badger, what would you do?(Don't say 'badger people':lol:)

First I would start out by finding a nice family who would love a badger. I would ask them if they had enough room for a badger to live with them. I would be polite and keep myself clean. I would never be cross with the children, but I would teach them respect and etiquette. Then I would request that (if I may) invite a nice lady badger to come and stay...but only after we courted for an appropriate amount of time and were properly married. We may even have a few little badgers of our own.

If you were a writer (which many of you are), what character would like to write about?

An antagonist. Stories can't exist without them.



If you were a villain, what would your plans be?