"Turniphead!" I called at the so called king "Your talk show stinks!" and they dropped him, realizing their unjust error and recognized their new queen.
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"Turniphead!" I called at the so called king "Your talk show stinks!" and they dropped him, realizing their unjust error and recognized their new queen.
Unfortunately, I realized all too late that women quite simply lack the intellectual abilities to govern properly, so I gave the job to Quirinius and went back to reading "The Fountainhead."
Very good judgement, if you ask Tony Danza, who was never about to vote for himself, nor for a female that isn't thrilled about his talk show!
Women, erm, what??
Pish posh! :lol:Quote:
lack the intellectual abilities to govern properly
Xavier's wife, Lolita, thought a little about it, then tightened her grip on Davoarid's neck-tie, saying over and over, "So, Davo! What's say men was called 'women', and women 'men'? Know what I be meanin'? Too bad you can't kick my shins back like I'm now back-kickin' yers!"
You took the words right out of my mouth! ;)
Zoologicalities aside, dears, (bears, planktonites, rocs), Lolita stood over her prey like a mistress of all things fleeing.
Alright! We are back to the beginning.
But the end, it seems, is straight ahead, as seen through Tony Danza's eyes!
"Choke, damn you, choke" I yelled at Tony Danza, who was chewing an inordinately large wad of grape flavored bubble gum.
Danza turned with a jerk and spotted a Chatty Kathy hiding behind the medium-sized pile of firewood, nearby to the stack of truck tires, beside the pop machine, in front of the wide screen t.v., just beyond a ticket booth, which was blocking the bathroom.
Evading Tony's glance, Chatty Kathy ducked behind Mililalil, who was hiding behind the ticket booth that blocked the bathroom.
Fear filled Mililalil, as he wondered what Kathy was doing behind his back - he couldn't even whisper to Tony for help.
Giggling, she glued Mililalil's shoes to the floor...
Helping herself to the loose change that fell out of Mililalil's wallet while he thrashed in exasperation to free himself, Kathy drew Tony's attention to her jinglingness.
"I say, miss, you are rather jingly" Tony said. Kathy's only answer was to pelt him with the huge and rather odd suppy of peanuts she found in Mililalil's wallet, along with the change.
Just then, as the ceiling began to drop particles all over the camoflauge drop-cloths, Bob Hope came crashing through the juke box in his Box Boy.
"Kathy! My dear friend Kathy!" Bob exclaimed. "Hey Bob, whats new?" I said
"Lois Lewis is brain daft, but her feet are doing lots of thinking -- over there!"
Mililalil, would you like a sandwich?
Only this thought kept reoccurring like a swan of brilliance in the night.
Naturlich, the N was distraught at being left out :confused:
Pippi Longstocking said "don't feel left out!"
Quickly the ten adventurers tried to revive the letter series in every lexicon, just to not have to stop using the sequence "K-L-M-O-N".
"Really?!" Robin replied.
"Says 'K-L-M-N-O' here!", retorted the Green Arrow wannabe.
"Truly tis" tittered Trudy... :D
Under the pop machine a squeeling sound began to commence!
Very scared was I when I discovered it to be a mouse
Wanda soon appeared, though - [who's Wanda?] -, and she opened her purse and let the rodent play with a chiwawa in there.
Xander hit the baseball out of the park while Yorkie screamed for him to go all the way home...?
You and I can remember all these things and laugh about them now, but who looks after Tony for Kathy?
Zippy the Pinhead applied for the job, I think. Whether he gets hired or not is a different story...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/Zippy.jpg
Zippee! Back to "A"!
Absolutely all we can say for sure, in this sordid tale, is that you, I, and Tony are in it.
Banana Splits all around to celebrate? I hear Tony is buying.
Clear as the sound of a train whistle, the icecream man calls out to the Banana Vendor to rush to his assistance and help construct a dream desert without rubbish or deliciosity filters.
Dream Dessert? Sounds delish!
Every one desrves a dream, you know!
Far, far away in fairyland everyone dreamt of having delicious banana splits!!!
Golly, that sounds wonderful! Lets make some turnip flavored ice cream for AimusSage...