Pants game

"May the pants be with you" :D

I think this has already been done already, though... not sure... (it has to though, in 14 pages o.O)

"Follow the White Pants"

Chapter 5- Pants from a caterpillar
Chapter 11 - Who stole the pants?

"Please, would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, ... "why your pants grin like that?" (from the book, Alice in Wonderland)

"Slowly, the grin disappeared, until nothing was left but the pants. This is nearly as scary as the other way around." (From Terry Pratchett, regarding Greebo)

"It's very good jam," said the Queen.
"Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate."
"You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day."
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your pants."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?"
"I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count."
"She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted. "Can you do Subtraction? Take nine from eight."
"Nine from eight I can't, you know," Alice replied very readily: "but—"
"She can't do Subtraction," said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife—what's the answer to that?"
"I suppose—" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course. Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?"
Alice considered. "The bone wouldn't remain, of course, if I took it—and the dog wouldn't remain: it would come to bite me—and I'm sure I shouldn't remain!"
"Then you think nothing would remain?" said the Red Queen.
"I think that's the answer."
"Wrong, as usual," said the Red Queen: "the dog's pants would remain."
"But I don't see how—"
"Why, look here!" the Red Queen cried. "The dog would lose its pants, wouldn't it?"
"Perhaps it would," Alice replied cautiously.
"Then if the dog went away, its pants would remain!" the Queen exclaimed triumphantly.

From Through the Looking Glass

"Mother of Pants!"

Oh, forgot the famous online joke:

"All your pants are belong to us"

"And my PANTS from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted--it's washday!" :lol: :lol: :lol:


PS. Edit: Jeff Foxworthy says: You might be a redneck if you're naked on washday! :D :lol:

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series are the most reliable pants ever made. No 9000 pants have ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
--Hal (the Computer)

Coconuts
This morning I shot an elephant in my pants. How he got in my pants I'll never know.
--Groucho Marx

Apollo 13
Pants, we have a problem!! --Tom Hanks

The Color Purple
Until you do right by pants, everything you think about is going to crumble.
--Whoopi Goldberg

Babe
That'll do, pants. --Jame Cromwell

A League of Their Own (1992)
There’s no crying in pants!.
--Tom Hanks

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai (1984)
Remember, no matter where pants go, there pants are.
--Peter Weller - title character

Titanic

Jack:

"I am the King of the pants!"

and

"Pants, Pants, you know me. You know me!"

The Grapes of Wrath
Can't nobody lick us, Pa. We're the pants.
--Jane Darrell to Henry Fonda

"I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me liberty or give me pants!" A speech by Patrick Henry.

"Alas, poor pants! I knew them, Horatio! My favorite pair! Loved them, even!"

If I am out of my pants, it's all right with me, thought Moses Herzog.

I have that within which passeth pants.

See, how she leans her cheek upon her pants!

In the world according to Garp, we're all terminal pants.


this game is hilarious :lol:

"Four pants and seven years ago..." Lincoln

Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack pants.........
Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of pants - Hannibal Lecter

"pants" is the thing with feathers
that perches in the soul

I went often to look at the collection of pants in Heidelberg Castle, and one day I surprised the keeper of it with my pants.
(org Mark Twain: The Awful German Language)

The difference between the right word and the wrong word, is the difference between lightening and pants. - Mark Twain

"James Sheridan--nuts, I wanted pants. :cool: " - RobinHood3000, Which Fantasy/SciFi Character are you?

"I wish for the pants of my fellow Homo Sapiens." - Pendragon, Make a Wish Game

"Magnificent, Virg
'Wonderful pants you have
It looks delicious'"
-Samercury, SHARED Haiku! Join in, It's Fun!

This is a real story line by Dr, Seuss:

"Then I was deep inside the woods
When suddenly I spied 'em!
I spied a pair of pale green Pants
With nobody inside 'em!"

"And I said I do not fear those Pants,
With nobody inside 'em!
I said, and said, and said those word--
I said them-- but I lied 'em!"

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

This is a real story line by Dr, Seuss:

"Then I was deep inside the woods
When suddenly I spied 'em!
I spied a pair of pale green Pants
With nobody inside 'em!"

"And I said I do not fear those Pants,
With nobody inside 'em!
I said, and said, and said those word--
I said them-- but I lied 'em!"

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:lol: .

Try some Charles Dickens lines! Its a gold mine when you set your powers thataway.

The Pants were dead to begin with. There is absolutly no doubt about that. Scrooge knew the Pants were dead? Of course he did. How could he not? They had been partners for many years. It was the name of the firm "Scrooge and Pants"


(PS: I am writing from memory, so excuse any typos.)

A GAME ABOUT PANTS? you are joking, really you must be.
But oh well

... The King's name was Colgain Mac Pants.His country was a land of fierce warriors,who ploughed the seas in great ships.....
He was a desendant of the Fomorii,the under Pants dwellers,who were once the dark gods of Eireann and who had been driven north and into the lands of dark Pants by the children of Gael. (Celtic myths and legends)

"I see an empty chair in the chimney corner. And a pair of Pants without an owner. If these things go unaltered by the course of time, the lad will die..."

haver we had this one already??
My pants are over the ocean.
My pants are over the sea my pans are over the ocean.
oh bring back my pants to me

The old pants were good pants; they didnt work out, I am glad I had them. - Robert Kincaid :D

"Double, double, toil and trouble;
Pants burn and cauldron bubble!" from McBeth

somthing new,
somthing pants,
somthing borrowed
somthing pants

"Hide the pants!" Captain Jack Sparrow :lol:

"Kindly make your pants as swiftly and quietly as possible. Mr. Larkin and my good self have had our ****ing fill of terrible Irish pants." - - Trinity

"I'm the king of the pants" - Jack Dawson in Titanic.

"Look on my pants, ye mighty, and despair!" - Ozymandias

"The Hatter was more nervous than ever, and bit a piece out of his teacup.
'I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.'
'You're a very poor speaker. You may be excused.'
'And just take off his Pants as he exits.' Added the Queen."

From Alice in Wonderland :lol:

"Beauty is pants, and pants beauty. That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know." - Keats

"Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow. But I must say Pants until it be 'morrow!" Romeo, about to be caught minus his! :lol:

Let us all take more responsibility, not only for ourselves and our families but for our communities and our pants.
Bill Clinton

"Every night in my pants I see you...I feel you" - Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On.

"But if he wants to wear his pants that way, I say let him. It's not easy being eccentric." Mark Twain (Forgive me, Kelly Sprout! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/en...smiley-006.gif)

"An open pant sees things that open eyes often miss".

Sorry Pen.

*Singing* I dream of Jeanie with the light brown P-A-NTS!http://www.renn-den-rennsteig.de/for...mshirtgirl.gif

Pants will die if held to tightly, pants will fly if held too lightly.


Hello Shakira :wave:

"They are not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but T’will serve. I'll take the pants." Mercurico http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/r055.gif

"It wasn't all bad or cheap or hysterical. There were pants too." - East of Eden