Wounded... Cut through the heart.
Am I to receive the cold shoulder from Lote all night?...
I'm hurt...truely :D
Ah well, can't blame the poor guy for being so scared of me.
I can be rather fiersome you see.
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Wounded... Cut through the heart.
Am I to receive the cold shoulder from Lote all night?...
I'm hurt...truely :D
Ah well, can't blame the poor guy for being so scared of me.
I can be rather fiersome you see.
You took your time did you not... :D
Outrageous you are... You wouldn't have got a grip of that lance before my book landed on your rather large head ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Splendid thankyou... well, actually it wasn't that great but I'm still smiling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Only in a dream world Lote... EVERYONE here knows I could smite you down with great ease :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
And don't you know it.
You mean slow response? I am battling Virgil on Nakedness Thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
My lance does not requiring gripping. It has become an extention of myself. Weapon and Man merged together. Sorry lassie lanced you will be in an instant :DQuote:
Outrageous you are... You wouldn't have got a grip of that lance before my book landed on your rather large head ;)
Ah you missed me :DQuote:
well, actually it wasn't that great but I'm still smiling.
Unlikely! Women may be multi-tasking by we men can do one thing at a time and do it extremely well - like bringing down a woolly mamoth with a lance :DQuote:
EVERYONE here knows I could smite you down with great ease :)
I know.. tis quite amusing actually :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
It begs the question... where, on your person, is this deformity you speak of? :D Normally, I would have at least tapped you with my book for calling me "Lassie" but I do think it's rather catchy. I'm glad you have such a positive outlook on our battles Lote... it is a shame that I must smite you without mercy. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Now you mention it, I rather did Lote. My day just wasn't the same... (it was miles better - just kidding).Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Ah yes but I am different... whilst good at multi-tasking, I have my charm to distract my opponent which is when I strike ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
For the good of your health I do hope you did not just imply I am a woolly mammoth
:lol:
It's not a Deformity! It's a Excellent Piece of Evolutionary Design. It glides effortlessly to it's target! :D and the woolly mamoth drops dead on the spot :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Lassie meant in a affectionate term but if it offends you then LadyW is fine :DQuote:
:D Normally, I would have at least tapped you with my book for calling me "Lassie" but I do think it's rather catchy. I'm glad you have such a positive outlook on our battles Lote... it is a shame that I must smite you without mercy. ;)
LadyW you don't have to decieve yourself. You can admit it. I will not hold it against you :DQuote:
My day just wasn't the same... (it was miles better - just kidding).
"I'll be back" is not very charming :DQuote:
Ah yes but I am different... whilst good at multi-tasking, I have my charm to distract my opponent which is when I strike ;)
Erm no. Unless you think all manchester women are quite mamothy? :DQuote:
For the good of your health I do hope you did not just imply I am a woolly mammoth
:lol:
Why does that sound like a Gilette advert? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Lassie will suffice... as long as you dont ask me to start barking ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I hold my hands up, I missed Lote-Tree today...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
:lol: Hahaha I did actually laugh out loud here, very funny Lote...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I think I could give Arnie a run for his money.
Well.. that is debatable. I don't think I look like a mammoth...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I shall google one and compare...one moment...
No, no striking resemblence... :D
He he :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
May be so but it's true :D
No way. I hate nagging women :DQuote:
as long as you dont ask me to start barking ;)
There there now....that was not difficult was it. Admission is the first part to the cure...now feel better :DQuote:
I hold my hands up, I missed Lote-Tree today...:(
Oh Good! My mamoth hunting instinct was ready and primed :D You had a lucky escape :DQuote:
I don't think I look like a mammoth...
LadyW - it's time for my beauty nap again...sorry to leave...tomorrow I shall be ready again to resume this :D
Good night and sweet dreams - no woolly mamoths I hope.
As do I... which would explain our somewhat rocky start ;) just kidding with you Lote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Goodness... it'll be the t-shirt next then a Lote-Tree meditation and self-healing tape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Haha I am disheartened, I would rather enjoy a little combat at such a late hour. I shall bring my mammoth outfit next time ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Well, you do need it should Jess pay you that visit. I can hardly wait :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Sweet Dreams... keep one eye open Lote...
Nitenite :lol:
now that's unfair. you two get put in the ring to fight, but what about me and my Welsh Dwarf? Lote, where is a) my Dwarf and b) our mine, which you promised me ages ago? (You can keep the fish, by the way).
do you mind if I pronounce Lote with one of those weird e/i sounds, like latte or Bronte?
I know that the correct pronunciation is "loat" but until I knew I always figured it was "Loti"... I still think it sounds better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
:)
Oh no! That's terrible :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by thelastmelon
In that case no problemo :DQuote:
I'll continue to pronounce it the way I did before...
Meditation has excellent benefits. It might even cure you of your Book Whacking Syndrome :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
If you really need one then yes sure :DQuote:
I shall bring my mammoth outfit next time ;)
Always because you never know when a book whacking women comes along :DQuote:
keep one eye open Lote...
Nitenite :lol:
Try looking under your bush...erm in your Garden ;-) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
:lol: :lol: :lol: you made me laugh out loud, Lote :)................................................ ..................Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
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I don't have a garden
althou im scared to ask for the fear that i myself might get book whacked or lanced...but what the crap started this lol? i mean we have in one corner the all mighty book whacker, and in the other corner the mighty knight with a lance... and than we have the dwarf as refree...what/who started this?
ps....please dont whack me with a book ladyW and please dont stab me...lote_tree... >.< im realy a cute bunni in disguise...you wouldnt hurt a cute bunni would you? ^.^
the Welsh Dwarf is miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, he will not be the referee unless I say so............................... alright you can borrow him for a whileQuote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
Awwh... If your a bunny I don't think I could ever hit you with my book unless you did something incredibley stupid :) Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
It started a long long time ago when dinosaurs roamed the... forum. No. It began in a thread I posted not too long ago and Lote-Tree made his obsession with Jessica Alba and other female celebrities rather public. We were arguing about the importance of beauty in a relationship...
That was argument number one (which I daresay I did win); now we amuse ourselves daily with frequent lance/book wars and general friendly and witty banter.
The End.
It isn't an illness... it is a gift :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Indeed... and I have been known to strike at the most unexpected of times ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
That is my devilish streak Lote.
Ha ha :DQuote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
Come on join us Stephofthenight :D
And thanks for the "mighty knight with a lance" comment I think it suits me :D
I think I need to find a new avatar :D
No way you bunni thing :DQuote:
ps....please dont whack me with a book ladyW and please dont stab me...lote_tree... >.< im realy a cute bunni in disguise...you wouldnt hurt a cute bunni would you? ^.^
I shall save you my bunni lass :D
Don't thank me for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
I am a humble man :D
As if...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
So Lote, any plans for New Year? any resolutions?
:D
lol well as tempted as I may be. i like being in on peice kinda...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
yeah, the knight in shining armor just didnt fit... he wouldnt go jousting with LadyW... and i just cant see you on one a horse...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
can i pick it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
aww yay, i get to live as a cute little twitchy nosed bunny! ^.^ ^,^ ^.^ yayness!!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
The usual.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Get Jessica to fall in love with me.
Write a best seller.
Win the nobel prize.
Build a colony on Mars.
Bring Peace and Prosperity to Earth :D
Not going to happen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
You might have to wait a few months too before there is even a slight possibility.
Pray tell, what makes her so appealing to you Lote? :)
Slightly more realistic than your first point... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Would that eliminate our mini-battles? If so, I shall have to stop you Lote :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Hahaha! I am wounded :bawling:Quote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
Why do I not get to joust with a handsome knight in shining armour?
I suppose Lote, the brave and valiant knight will suffice for present. :)
Come on Steph Give Into Temptation :DQuote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
But it should. I love saving damsels in distress :DQuote:
yeah, the knight in shining armor just didnt fit...
LadyW is an unusual women. Don't believe in what she says ;-)Quote:
he wouldnt go jousting with LadyW...
Hey I am really good on a horse. I have being doing it really well in the "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" on Wii :DQuote:
and i just cant see you on one a horse...
As longs it matches my Lance :DQuote:
can i pick it?
ahh. sorry...but can u see him on a horse.... he just dont seem like one for horses, and all knights in shining armour have horses. if i am wrong and you think he would get on a horse...than he shall be deemed our knight in shining armour....Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
If push comes to shove I fear it would be ME saving you my friend...:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
:) I am unusual but you should pay attention to every last word...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Lote-Tree master of horse riding - and everything else ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Please you are treading on my dreams :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Don't forget Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Kate Bekinsale too :DQuote:
Pray tell, what makes her so appealing to you Lote? :)
No way. We take our Battles to Holodeck and have the safeties off :DQuote:
Would that eliminate our mini-battles? If so, I shall have to stop you Lote :D
i give in...i surrender...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
lol well save away, im always needing to be saved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
but, but, but... i do belive her...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
:lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god! lol i have no clue what that is, but im pretty sure that althou i have faith that u can play a game...im not so sure you could stay on a horse...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
realy? yay!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
time for church...ttyl
Yes... I am aren't I :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
....Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
But what is it about them that attracts you Lote?
I am curious. :)
Ah I am therefore satisfied...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Oh and also, why am I "unusual"? That is an interesting adjective indeed; not that I am complaining.
:) What can I say, the girl has brains.Quote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
Erm...Beauty :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
I am undecided on this yet...after all she does not know "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" and Wii console :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Hmm who would have guessed? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
I mean which specific aspects of their appearance attract you.
I am very curious Lote.
Good for her I say, she has not been poisoned by the gaming world...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
:D
See that was not difficult :DQuote:
Originally Posted by stephofthenight
I can resist everything except temptation :D
And I enjoy saving just like I saved LadyW from a life of Book Whacking :DQuote:
lol well save away, im always needing to be saved.
You are unwise and I shall forgive for that :DQuote:
but, but, but... i do belive her...
He he :D Why not? What makes you think I can't stay on a horse. My aunty used to own horses by the way :DQuote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god! lol i have no clue what that is, but im pretty sure that althou i have faith that u can play a game...im not so sure you could stay on a horse...
The avatar has to be handsome - just like me ok:DQuote:
realy? yay!!!
At this time of the night?Quote:
time for church...ttyl
Erm everything :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
Lote...:D She lives in Texas you berk, hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Oh come on Lote, you are boring me now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lote-Tree
Where is this passion you speak of?
Come on, get lively and tell me exactly why you find these women attractive?
What specific factors make them beautiful?
:D [OO I do sound interrogating... new career move perhaps?]
So it's 11.30 pm here...so she is either 6 hours a head...or behind....Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyW
So in either case it would be odd hours for church? or have got this church going all wrong :D
Gosh women! Beauty is Beauty!Quote:
Oh come on Lote, you are boring me now.
Where is this passion you speak of?
Come on, get lively and tell me exactly why you find these women attractive?
What specific factors make them beautiful?
:D [OO I do sound interrogating... new career move perhaps?]
It's like you asking me to describe the taste of water!
But if you want an objective answer - they all have Symmetry of the Form :D