Just like how the turtles multiplied when the monkey tried to boil him. :lol:
Why do superheroes wear tights?
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Just like how the turtles multiplied when the monkey tried to boil him. :lol:
Why do superheroes wear tights?
because spandex is HOT! :lol:
Why don't we have a women's football leauge?
they have long hair
why was his family name "Shakespeare" not "Throw-a-spear"?
Because his ancestors were dancers
Why is American paper money green?
Because blue is simple too arrousing for them.
Why doesn't 1+1=2?
Because you were looking at it sideways
Why must we recycle?
Because if you don't Greenpeace will blow you up with H Bombs.
Why are there so many wars?
Because people in power keep giving other people in power a funny look or dont return their pens, this evokes a very strong urge to mass-kill.
Why is gum sticky?
Because the candy tycoons get a sick sense of satisfaction everytime they see a kid with gum stuck of their nose or in their hair...
Why are the words awesome and awful treated so differently?
So they don't grow up resenting each other for having to always share their birthday parties.
Why do women with big hair always sit in front of me at the movie theatre?
As a marketing technique of 50's style beauty salons
Why do we use TV remotes?
So we don't have to call the children away from their homework and ask them to change the channel for us.
Why do computers make whirring noises?
Beccause they secretly wish to be helicopters.
Why men have facial hair?
Because women with facial hair is just socially unacceptable
Why is green greener than blue?
Because its envious
Why is honey sweet?
wow look at ya go autumn! youll be there in no time! :D
Because they are not vinegar, lol :p
Why do we turn 50?
Because it's between 49 and 51
Do butterflies make a noise when landing upon dew-laden flower petals?
Thanks, dram, for the encouragement! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
They usually say "ouch!"
Why do we only have one nose?
Because blowing two during a cold would be such tedium!
Why did the frog dislike the cross-eyed rabbit?
Because he couldnt watch and admire his hopping!
Why doesnt everyone just use chopsticks?
Because not everyone is Asian.:p
(sorry, Im really lousy):(
What happens if I dont ask a stupid question?
Then youd be too smart for your own good! :p
Why do dogs hunt in packs?
Because fish already swim in schools.
Why do old people think back to days of old?
Because they secretly wish they would look young.
Why do we have to type when trying to convey a message threough the computer?
Because none of us read brail.
Why do I still have a black and white television?
Because color TVs are so expensive and there's nothing worth watching on them anyway.
Why does rain make a splattering sound as it hits the pavement?
Because there are gnomes living under the ground and formed a band named The Gnomies and the drummer is the rocker!
Why are comic cartoons funny?
Because they can make funny faces at people and everyone just laughs.
Why do turkeys have that dangling gobbet of flesh hanging off their faces?
It is their way of saying "Got no wrinkles on my face."
Why do fish have scales?
Mrs. Paul runs "Weight Watchers" on the side. :rolleyes:
Why do fireflies have flashy rears?
Because it helps the fire-fighters put the blaze out. You see, fireflies are interdimentional beings who also travle in time. As the friction from this is intense, they ofturn have to summon a fireman or twenty.
Why is my lava lamp sexier than I am?
Cuz it knows how to GO with the FLOW. :cool:
Why are Necromancers so pale?
coz they ran out of demons to summon
why my guitar gently weeps?
Because B.B. King overlooked it for Lucille.
Why do we name our children?
Because fitting them with homing devices costs too much.
Why are places so annoyingly cold?????????
Because others are so annoyingly hot.
If places are annoyingly cold, why do people go on about global warming?
Because Greenpeace have nothing better to do. Its a conspiracy I tell you!
Why do I always bash Greenpeace?
Because it makes people like me laugh. :lol:
Why does that flaring red smilie annoy me so much?
Because you are the illicit love child of the blue smilie, and your hatred for it is pseaudo-genetic. Blue hates red, and thus so do you.
Why do I have to ask a question?
becasue youd stagnate otherwise.
Why is why why and not wobble?