...learn basic arithmetic.
Ollie is a name that...
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...learn basic arithmetic.
Ollie is a name that...
... is invented by RobinHood3000.
Yesterday, I wanted to ...
watch a Star Trek I've never seen.
Instead I had to...
... wash the dishes
Actions are ...
the best way to get a reaction.
After cutting up jalapeno peppers it's a bad idea to...
...shove them into your eyes.
How long does it take...
for a clown to scare the wits out of little children?
Why would they think.....
...when they can watch TV?
When highlighters come to life...
it's much easier to take notes while eating a corned beef sandwich.
Good lord! That is the......
the largest set of ears I have ever seen on a cat.
Roses are red violets are blue, if I don't get some sleep...
those ears are going into tonight's soup.
Making someone feel guilty is the worst way to....
put up a successful defence in court.
My glass is empty, I must...
... find a drink.
Life is empty, ...
...I must find a drink.
(Kidding, kidding! :p)
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but...
also build my house.
What is the difference between...
a half-full cup and being half-full?
I am looking for an honest man...
...to teach me how to appear honest.
Michael Jackson, Pauly Shore, and Richard Simmons...
...are in bed together. (Sorry, that's bad visual)
The super bowl was...
...very Super.
Witness Protection for tree frogs...
...has croaked.
The world is but ...
a pretty blue piece of solid mess.
Football is extremely boring unless you have plenty of......
...snacks!!!
The strength of...
a wisecrack is in the eye of the beholder!
What fools these mortals be....
to think themselves as cool as me! :cool:
Will you please stop sticking that...
hot poker in your eye.
Please don't feed....
Xamonas any bananas.
Why are you so ..........
:lol: :lol: :lol:
happy) as a loon?
people living in duct taped houses should never throw......
wall bumping fits, they might get all sticky. And that duct tape glue is really a pain to get off.
The best way to remove.....
all doubt is to tell a lie so big, that the first one gets forgotten.
If I had a pet duck....
. . . i'd roast it over the fire and adorn it with garnish
Last week i sat on a bus and . . .
then I fell off of it; next time I'll sit inside the bus. :)
Everytime I lift a ......
rhinoceros I get this pain, right here.
Where are the small things that...
can change the world for the better?
say why is it guys never like being told.....
"Lets talk"
if it wasnt for computers....
I'd have to play solitare manually.
The last time I saw that bird....
... I got hit by a gob of— *gahh!*
The best way to get wine stains out...
strangely enough, is bird *gahh*!
Every evening after dinner, I...
the stomach is to wash them off with liberal helpings of fine Armagnac brandy.
Early to bed, early to rise...
makes Jack a dull boy.
What makes me laugh more than anything is...