If I were a ______, what would you be?

A thorny crown

If I were a pillow, what would you be?

A pillow maker.

If I were a humming bird, what would you be?

The flower.

If I were a screw, what would you be?

a screwdriver of course... a screw can't get in line on its own :p

If I were an avenger, what would you be?

Defender. :p

If I were a superhero, what would you be?

Surprised! :p

If I were an eye what would you be?

An Eyelid

If I were a phone, what would you be?

A telephone company :)

If I were a message in Morse code, what would you be?

The receiver.

If I were a strand of hair, what would you be?

Another strand of another hair :p

If I were a sailboat, what would you be?

The Wind

If I were a drop of rain, what would you be?

Another drop... would be kewl :)

If I were a racetrack, what would you be?

the fence around it

If I were the master of a boarding school, what would you be?

Second in command :)

If I were a university campus, what would you be?

The library

If I were Dorothy's house, what would you be?