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Extra, extra read all about it!!!! A young boy uses his imagination to die.

On this Monday May 30 of 2005 a young boy gave up his life to remember the tradgic deaths of Joan of Arc and Christopher Marlowe, who both were killed on this day centuries ago.

The young boy, mono, walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After he finished his drink he asked about the price,and did not agree with what the waiter's price was. He drew up a small knife and tried to fight the waiter and in that fight he got his own knife stabbed into his chest. This is the same way the poet and playwright Marlowe got killed.

After the knife stab he ran outside and threw himself on a fire the homeless had made in an alley and screamed : You can't make me deny my faith. This is how Joan of Arc died.

He blacked out from the smoke and both bled and burned to death.

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Originally Posted by Helga

and both bled and burned to death.

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nice! double entendre here - "both" can be read as "he both bled and burned" &/or "Mr. Marlowe and Ms. Joan" both bled and burned." :thumbs_up

the person above me was hiking in the wood. While being amused by a dancing beaver they were jumped from behind and killed by a bobcat.

SHOCKING NEWS!!!

Today, forum member gruesome bugman was found dead in her apartment. Although authorities have sectioned off her home, it has been leaked that the cause of her death is one of twisted irony. Her beloved bugs she catered for day and night turned against her, and unfortunately devoured her body. Scientists are baffled by this and no explanations can be made as to why this happened.

Family and friends of Gruesome bugman are mourning the forum member's untimely death.

Molko was found dead in an abandoned apartment. A Grizzly Bear had killed poor Molko with a frying pan. The bear was standing over the body when a neighbour came by. "The bear didn't seem to know what had happended, but he still had the frying pan in his paw"

The police does not know what the bear had against poor Molko.

The well loved memeber of the forum family Literature Network Helga was killed yesterday while trying to save The old folks she worked with from an escaped homocidal copy of Jane Eyre that was on the rampage for reasons not disclosed to the public. While she managed to save the Old folks she unfortunatly was caught in the blast as the book tried to sponaiosly combust.

She will be remebered with fondness, respect and honor by her friends family and Dog Mr Spock.

All hats off please....

May she rest in peace!

The book is now in Goverment custody and is awaiting sentancing

Nightshade Goes Missing!

Nightshade, one of the new and most active members of the Literature Forum, has disappeared. Her family has informed the authorities that she did not return from her driving lesson and no one has seen her since last Friday. The Police is questioning her driving instructor whom they found wandering in the streets, mumbling to himself "M-S-M...Mirror-Signal-Manoeuver... Mirror-Signal-Manoeuver... That is all there is to it... Mirror-Signal-Manoeuver... You would think she would get it by now... but no!" and hoping that the driver instructor might provide vital clues in their search. However, one source suggested that there is a strong posibility that the driver instructor ran out of patience with his student.

Nightshade will be missed dearly by those who were lucky enough to know her.

Early this morning, during a longer than usual disappearance of award-winning college professor, police found the body of Scheherazade in her kitchen. That authorities found no one else in the house, at the time, not even her family, and neighbors reporting guests over the past few weeks raised suspicion of murder. Police marked one stab wound to the chest with only Scherazade's fingerprints, but various footprints around the body.
What could have happened? And where did her family leave?
During the police's evaluation, one rookie officer found a small clove of garlic blocking Scheherazade's airway. At the same moment, her family arrived in the driveway, also discovering her body, who reported of going to purchase groceries, but became kidnapped themselves by former guests. The family, however, did confirm Scheherazade's allergy to garlic.
"She must have mistaken it for something else," reported her husband.
Police concluded that in this freak occurrence, Scheherazade must have consumed a small clove of garlic, her airway swelled from the immune reaction of being allergic, and, during her panic, while cutting nearby more garlic, she fell on the floor with the knife following.
The family grieves her absence, and plans the funeral for Wednesday.

*****FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT*****

Please be informed that
today at 5 PM GMT (22.06.2005),
the Forum will observe one minute silence
(no typing either, please)
to remember Forum member Mono.

Mono, who had been frequenting The Literary Network since August 2004, was found in his room yesterday in a rigid state with clenched fists and jaw, veins popped up on his neck and could not be revived despite the best efforts of the medical team. The doctors, admitting that they have not seen a similar case before, suggest that Mono could be 'frozen' as a result of his determination to be kind and patient, supressing his negative feelings and anger at all costs.

He will be dearly missed and remembered for many years to come.

they sayed,,, that scher did an' opperratin : wher shjee got smaat but then they sayed that; her indeligens starded goink doun and then she daid.

would you please put some flowers to Scher's grave?

Taliesin, who had a most impressive collection of Shiny Things, has unfortunately choked to death on a soda can tab. If anyone else finds his Shiny Things Hoard before I do, BACK OFF, I have dibs!

It has been sadly reported that Snukes of Waffles was kidnapped by a train time travelling Donkeys and taken to Ancient Egypt, as they discovered her Knowledge of How to cross the Great White Western Dessert.
A Manuscript was discovered after her disappearance in the LIterature Network Forum Library descriping her long and poseperace life in Ancient Egypt and how she became one of the richest most powerful and well loved people in the land such that The Pharoh had built for her a marvellous palace/ Temple of the rarest marble and she was surrounded till she died at the bright old age of 160 with all the shinny things her heart could desire.

Unfortunatly for those of us who knew her before she vanished into the past this means that she died a good 4000 years ago.

The Literature Network regrets to inform its members of one lost yesterday, dear Nightshade.
Her family and friends remember her as an optimistic and energetic young woman, so full of glee that it, in fact, involved her cause of death.
Much like Buddha, in ancient days, Nightshade, full of positivity and ambition, desired to seek the origin and healing of all human suffering. She sat and meditated beneath a beautiful local tree, and determined the cause consisted of lack of smiling and laughing, two sure signs of happiness. She paraded around her city, and, in turn, the country, attempting to spread her bright smile, encouraging others to do the same. She left many followers as more joyful people, but, in her persistent smiling, she never consumed neither food nor water, and died of thirst and starvation.
The forum asks all its members to follow a brief silence in memory of Nightshade; may her optimism remain living.

! ! ! ! ! WARNING ! ! ! ! !

Are you a beanie hat lover?

A recent case of suffocation has bewildered and caused panic among beanie hat lovers all around the world.

A young man named Mono found suffocated under his beanie hat in the park where he often went for reading.

The beanie hat wearers are warned to remove their hats at regular intervals and also not to pull it down over their faces for prolonged periods of time.

! ! ! ! ! WARNING ! ! ! ! !

Sadly, in a freak mishap, Scher left the bounds of these earthly confines today. While walking underneath a shelf labeled "Past Book Club Winners" the shelf gave way and 5 tons of books came crashing down on poor scher. The coroner reports that while all the books are responsible for the death Crime and Punishment dealt the final blow.