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Plonk! Love My Feet! Where?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The piano is running through all the alleyways of the world…
Pizza! Castration! Your mother!
Your feet grab you and run you away
To a place where nudity & music hold hands…
Schoenburg? Itchy bootyhole? World War 3?
So give me your syphilis!
Please!
Please let’s dance a lot of nuclear energy in the public bathroom!
Let’s fornicate a big universe together!
Let’s end the poem with some cocksucking!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Nowhere is Everywhere, and Everywhere is Nowhere
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The nuclear missiles of Bella Bartok’s music are shooting everywhere
And Ornate Coleman is ****ing the Milky Way Galaxy up the ***
With musical notes spreading syphilis everywhere
As King Kong the giant gorilla grabs the sun out of the sky
And shoves it up his own butt
While free jazz is shooting space satellites out of the sky
And now the reader is reborn as a snail crawling along a phrase of poetry
That stretches out of the poem
And up into a Magnificent somewhere else
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4v1...nel=WolfLarsen
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Applause! Gangrene! Your Mother!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Tomorrow! Blow up!
All the nuclear missiles between our legs
Will blast off to the Queen’s English of Her Majesty’s Vagina!
Yippee to the space frogs!
Have you seen the sexual tornadoes outside your home?
It’s time for some Nuclear War Classical Music
Brought to you by Big Buttocks Bazooka Automobiles
Drive away today in a Big Buttocks Bazooka!
Includes lots of flying eyeballs!
Stay tuned for more mushroom clouds!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Glorious Testicles!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Your thoughts are delicious!
Your delicious thoughts will create so much sexy civilization!
Your feet will walk across such imaginations!
We will worship our genitals
In glorious temples made out of verbs!
Nobody will be everybody!
And the space aliens will listen to our orgies
With billions of years floating out of this poem…
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Tomorrow Is Exploding!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A Zippy Bonk Bear is hopping into your imagination…
And then 10,000 sunsets fly out of your head!/,,!...
Patubbers! Bling-blings! Whazup?!
Whazup wit’ da new boopers sticking to everybody’s faces?!
Huh?! Whatza blueberry tits for breakfast?!
Blueberry tits for all the pianos playing Dick everywhere!
Everywhere be that blappity Boulez with that foopity flute & dupity drums & boinging bongs!
Gotta sing that syphilis to everywhere!
Now with a bunch of yesterdays hitting you upside the head
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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The Cannibalism Crew
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Ha-ha-ha to the bouncing moons of the up sky!
We be so heaven
When the penises be ejaculating the music into our ears!
That’s why gravity is delicious!
We be floating
Up and down and around the poetry
We be painting our words on other planets
You want to join us in turning everything into poetry?
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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The Temples of Us
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I invent new imaginary civilizations for us to play in
We jump amongst all the laughing verbs
While a flood of crazy adjectives sweeps all reality away
All the buildings welcome everyone to enter
Into the universes of sin within
And now the sky ejaculates its rain all over us
And as our naked bodies receive the poetry of the rain
We sing our beautiful orgies to the gods
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4sDT_GfWI&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Happy Orgasmic Rainbows
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Sunlight in my wet dreams!
Flying bullets in my poetry!
Ejaculations of abstract art everywhere!
Charles Manson giving the reader a blow job is love!
Delicious all the dogs & cats of the neighborhood!
You bop-bop-bop with your Penis all afternoon?
Oh! The zippy-zippy-zippy of the words flying by!
Yes! The clackity-clackity-clackity of the Poet’s brains
Churning out images crashing all over the page
You cumming yet?
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Jump to the Jippies of the Jack-Jack!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The wheels of motors of round-and-round!
The up of boing of blops of ha-ha-ha!
The WOW of BANG of BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!
The words of whoopee of WHOOPS!
Hey you!
You cloppin’ the boppin’ to the zoopin’?
Huh?
You sexy to the socks of the hoopin’?
Oh NO! Rhymes! Tat-tat-tat-tat!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Eat a Verb
A poem by Wolf Larsen
My uncircumcised pen is writing 1,000 orgies a day
My bang-bang is ejaculating boom-boom everywhere
Everywhere is collapsing with happiness
Happiness is hitting the planet Earth from outer space
The space clowns are bouncing their bouncing-bouncing testicles
The factories in the giant bouncing-bouncing testicles of the space clowns
Are producing endless blop & proliferous blap & enormous bleeps
So much boo-ing bluppies are boinging!
Collapsing now!
Shattering!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Penis! Swiss Cheese! Charles Manson! Now!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The lions & tigers devouring my balls
All have PhD’s in Mass Masturbation Rituals
And My Penis is Charles Manson ejaculating hysteria everywhere
And my hands are building poems of skyscrapers & buses & floods-of-people
And the floods-of-people are running in all directions
And everybody’s devouring everybody else
And then the reader grabs a bazooka
And blows up the moon in the sky
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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The Window Into a Million Somewhere Elses…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Beethoven is running around naked in all of his symphonies
Symphonies made out of nightmares are splashing towards you
And you’re running towards a thousand sunrises & sunsets
And billions & billions of screaming people are running with you
Hell & heaven are falling out of the sky and pouring out of the ground
The dogs start talking to you in human voices
The people open their mouths but only endless robots crawl out of their mouths
And you find yourself living in this poem for all eternity…
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-aP1WRky0g&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Blonging Blukes Are Blooping You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I eat your schizophrenia!
My head is growing everywhere!
Herpes is my religion!
Athlete’s foot is my government!
I paint syphilis on all the walls of this city!
Syphilis and more syphilis and more syphilis is my Messiah!
Hordes of locusts are my Savior!
So much sheep ****ing!
So much culture wars to snort up my nose!
Let’s bang and bang the ending of the poem together…
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Somewhere Else is Growing in Your Mind
A poem by Wolf Larsen
My mind is flying into everything
The birds are singing about traffic
And the highways are crawling away to Mars
A river of words is flowing across the page and up into the sky and around the planet
The birds start singing thousands of millennia crashing into each other
The airplanes fly into your ears
And then a stranger stabs you with a glance
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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I hate when that happens :(
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor