Would You??

No, I usually just deal with it.

Same question?

no...I would actually prefer to be alone and replay the horror

Would you write a book about your dreams?

Haven't but it would be a great tale if I did.

Would you stay inside during a blizzard, even though you neede to go to work?

If they don't close the office and declare a "snow day", I would go to work. Typical New Yorker thing. Nothing stops us.

same question

Yes. I put in my fullest.

Would you suck the moisture out of elephant poop if you were about to die from dehydration?

No but I would squeeze it dry into a cup and then quench my thirst.

Would you tell a five year-old that there is no Santa because you want to get the credit for the gifts rather than an imaginary guy?

No, dear. Because he does. He ate our brownies and drank our milk. He exists. I even scored an indoor plant from him, so he must exist.

Would you play dumb to spare a friends feelings about something really bugging you?

Yes, I don't like to hurt anyone's feelings

would you eat a grasshopper?

Ah no, probably not.

Would you eat a worm?

Yes. You only live once.

Have you ever let a snail crawl on your bellybutton?

no.

would you give your coat to a stranger who was cold?

That depends on a couple of factors (am I cold? is the stranger sick/old/cute? etc.)

Would you prick your finger to make a blood pact?

No, my word should suffice...

Would you butcher an animal for food yourself?

Would and have.

Would you?

Absolutely...and I would throw the liver away...

Would you want the liver that I'm throwing away?