Would You??

uh...sure...but what would she be doing in the trash?

Would you eat Santa's cookies...or have faith that he would?

Ahahaha... I would have faith that he would.

Would you leave a gift for Santa?

Yes. If he doesn't claim it then I can eat, er, I mean, donate it...

Would you eat outside in cold weather because you think it is 'macho'?

I'm beyond the macho stage...I like to be warm

Do you like gingerbread?

it's ok, I don't mind it

would you live in a gingerbread house? (It'll be warm...fresh out of the oven)

Yes

Would you help me decorate it with candy?

sure, be right over...waiting for the reindeer to pick me up

Would you give chocolate with a tinny bit of liquor fillings to kids?

No...probably wouldn't eat them either

Would you try to get me to eat them?

they're good, you should have some

Would you go to the North Pole if you were in a reality tv show?

Would NEVER be on a reality TV show.

Would you bear your life to all who would watch?

never

would you go on a game show?

Sure, if they could cope with me...

With proper rations, would you be able to live alone in a blizzard for 4 months?

no, I'll starve to death

would you stock up now after reading my answer?

No, it's summer here... Not a blizzard in sight.

Would you sleep over a friends house, even though you partner didn't like that particular friend?

If I must. Doesn't apply. Rather not anyway.

Would you go and sleep in bed with someone else after having a bad dream?