because it really was a nose but longer
what is HO2?
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because it really was a nose but longer
what is HO2?
It is some kind of hose - but duplicated.
What is gas?
A liquid.
How did the DD (me) end up needing to be D'd?
??? Not sure what you are asking here... No really, I'm not sure
What is the meaning of the last question?
It's all about Dee Da Doe
what's the point in asking what's the point?
Just in case we find a point.
What is a point?
something you shouldn't be sitting on.
Why do we have two eyes but can only see in one direction?
Because our heads don't know how to spin around.
Why don't animals talk?
They actually do, but humans are so egocentric, we only hear ourselves talk.
What do you put inside balloons?
My mouth... God knows it's big enough.
What is the main ingredient in a Cheesecake
Only the finest Cheddar cheese, of course.
Where is Earth located at?
Opposite the other side of the universe.
Why are people so vulnerable?
we lack an exoskeleton
Why does history repete itself?
Because history writers only have to write for 22 weeks. The rest is just repeats.
Do I need to go to the dentist...I have a sweet tooth.
You better not. He may pull out that only tooth. ;)
I ate so much today, will my belt stretch?
Yes, Santa's does.
Why does Christmas come once a year?
Because it takes a year to digest a Christmas fruitcake.
Does a full moon become a quarter moon if I lower my eyelids?
Yes, it does, you are so clever. Why didn't I think of that?
Why are human beings so stupid?
Because at the micro-biotic level life is seemingly just as manufactured as plastic. [Whatever that means].
Am I my brother's keeper?
Well, of course you are and so am I, we all are.
Why doesn't it snow in summer?
Because in the warm weather the snowmen are gone to the nude beach.
Where are all the snowwomen?
Watching the nude snowmen and the beach.
What does one wear to a nudist beach?
sunscreen and a smile
How do you greet each other on a nude beach?
You don't shake hands, you just shake your body.
Are you allowed to wear a hat to a nudist beach.
yes, as long as it covers only the beach bag.
Which direction does a beach ball bounce on a nude beach, up or down?
If you are upside down then it might just drop, but If you are standing normal then it will go down.
Can you swim at a nudist beach?
yes but use caution, you are more exposed...hmm...ymmm...to sharks.
Can you reuse the styrofoam cups you find on the bottom of the ocean?
Yes, just remember to rinse them, after the fish use them.
Is it true that one can swim from America to Australia in 40 minutes?
They both begin with A's so I don't see why not.
How do you post a reply in this thread?
You just type the word... Reply!
What is the reason for rain?
Do you like wearing underwear on the outside of your pants?
Isn't that where you are supposed to wear them.
Where is the moon located?
Why so serious?
because there's nothing else left to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nietzsche
In the sky, right over the shed where they make moonshine (before the FBI raid)Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
Do people stand upside down on the southern hemisphere?
No, but they walk backwards.
Where does the electricity come from when the switch gets flipped on?
After the electrician wires up you home, he builds a little tunnel inside the wall and every time you switch on a light he puts his finger on the switch. And the light just appears.
Are you the queen of England?
Sometimes on weekends, but for the most part only on tv...
When is midnight?
Really late.
When is midday?
when we wake up from a hangover
how do I convert meters to feet?
By walking on a meter ruler.
How do I eat a watermelon, without swallowing pips?