...you will get them!
Let the mods decree that any forum member with dreadlocks...
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...you will get them!
Let the mods decree that any forum member with dreadlocks...
. . . is hereby banned from posting anything about Bob Marley, his lyrics or otherwise, on the Lit Net.
While dreadlocks may be the latest Lit Net craze. . .
I see little pictorial evidence to support it.
Ah, Dreadlocks, Dreadlocks, let down your...
...hair, and all the forum members will cling to you.
Why O'Dreadlocks...
....is so feared!
Did you say........
that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar?
Wasn't it Helen of Troy that had a face that launched a thousand...
...peacocks into the air?
Who says that Hell is...
...ruled by Satan . . .I'm the ruler.
If I am Satan then . . .
. . . . icecream must taste like rubber glue because that stuff don't make no sense.
If rubber glue is tasty then . . . .
rubber probably tastes like SPAM! :lol:
Do you ever wonder exactly what sort of "animal parts" they put in...
ShoutGrace's special "animal parts stew"?
Who says humanity is going to ....
. . . actually manage to preserve the world for another thousand years is sadly delusional.
Trix may be for kids, but. . . .
rabbits make wonderful pets!
Why do people always say "With all due respect" when you just know...
that they would really like to hand the person their own personal "LOSER" sign!
Ipanema Beach is very nice this year. . . .
(BTW, how did you find out about my alter ego, Pen?) :wink:
. . . . partly due to the half naked native girls, and partly due to the torrential rainstorms.
Getting lost in the mountains . . . .
. . can be a fortuitous occurence, especially if one had already considered a vision quest.
The smell of Elmer's paste reminds me. . . .
. . . . of my wilder days spent as an elementary school 'drug' dealer. "Hey kid, want some paste? It'll cost ya a quarter."
Resting your feet isn't prudent . . . .
when you are sitting above a tank full of freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams on their freakin' heads!
As a sidekick, Mr. Bigglesworth. . . .
. . . . sure looked constipated a lot more than others have in the past.
Mojo doesn't matter if . . . .
a dread femmebot is shooting at you through her bustier.
The Mini Cooper. . . .
. . . . reminds me of a slightly retarded terrier pooch.
Dogs are friendly . . . .
but sometimes TOO friendly, if you know what I mean. (No, no grundel)
Cats, on the other hand,
. . . . have no problem either looking peeved or licking their own rectums.
Why can't cats just . . . .
get along with everyone and quit peeing on people's things?
It was a sad day when Brylcreme. . . .
decided a little dab wouldn't, in fact, do ya.
Once there was a girl named Hyacinth Girl and she...
... was really intelligent.
The girl named Shakira is . . .
. . . .absolutely FABULOUS, dahhhling.
When the phone keeps ringing. . . .
the answering machine is, like, broken, man!
Why do we get answering machines to screen our calls when we have...
caller ID??? Helleeeeewwwww!!
While some employers might object to playing games on LitNet at work. . . .
we the workers don't care!
When making a sandwich you always must....
. . . be sure to cut the crusts off.
When I was young and easy. . .
...I was too careless.
When I'll be old . . .
.... i'll be telling anyone who will listen about how it was all different back in my day :D
When i'm dead...................
...I'll haunt the next poster. :D :brow:
When I'll haunt the next poster . . .
he or she will know the true meaning of the word "fear"!
The night was dark and gloomy and a slight mist rolled over...
. . . the darkened plain where the beast waited patiently, ready to devour the lone traveller making his way along the dismal path that skirted the gorse-engorged moor.
(too much Wilkie Collins)
Victorian novels may indeed. . . .
lead one down the road to hell, just like good intentions.
Sailing, sailing over the oceans.....
. . . brilliant blue waves makes one extremely seasick.
While projectile vomiting may be a useful skill. . . .
it will never get you a date.
Someday, when I am very rich...
I shall get tooth implants instead of plain old dentures. :D
(Hiya Kathy!:wave: )
Silver tarnishes. . . .