How many ...?

Never.

How many hours a day do you sleep?

6 on weekdays. 14 on weekends.

How many pairs of shoes do you have?

8
(one pair of work boots, a brown pair and black pair of dress shoes, one pair of casual brown shoes, one pair of tennis shoes, a pair of sandals, a pair of boat shoes, and an old pair of raggedy shoes)

How many computers are in your house?

3.

Same?

Four real computers and about 5 toy laptops

How many chairs are in your house?

8

how many miles have you traveled today?

Less than three, only been to the supermarket and back, and the usual trip that I take every day....
How many times have you used the toilet today?

3-4

How many doorknobs are in your house?

1 for my own room, 6 for my friends, 3 for the kitchens, and 4 for the bathrooms, and that just leaves the living rooms.

How much do you tweed each day?

none

How many keys do you own?

Too many, at least 10, home, parents' home, bike, friends' home etc. it keeps on going...

how many lit-net user poem you've read do you consider to be on the same level as the great poets?

none....poetry is not for rating...
How could you rate something like "To a Louse" by Robert Burns

How many great poets do you find to be worthless?

All of them, yet none of them, it is a delicate matter where some poens exceed all others, whereas poems of the same author are mere trifles.

Where do yo consider me on the spectrum of insanity?

Very close to me....although I'm not sure which side you're on

How many TV shows do you consider of your favorites?

I only watch TV at other people's houses, maybe once in every two months, so don't know many. I've found "Till Debt Do us Part" Interesting. Maybe it's not in the States.

How many poems do you have memorized?