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just for the record, i want to let everyone know that it isn't my pleasure to tell of pen's death.
pendragon, well what do exspect? got eaten by his dragon.(and if any one has me get anyone get eaten by saphira, which she wouldn't any ways, will get a sword threw the gizard and it will be feed to my dragon. yes, i have a dragon, i just haven't found it yet.)
Shurtugal just learned that Christopher Paolini was visiting her hometown, as she ran after him with a thousand fangirls she was stomped to dead.
shurtugal got mad at baki for killing her with such uffence that she looked so hard for her dragon she fond it. then with the zar'roc in hand, murtaght let her barrow it for the day, she cut out baki's gisards and this time fed them to her dragon. but the dragon was so hungry that it ate the rest of baki in one gulp. (i really didn't get mad i'm laughing my head off over hear)
But Murtaght (who was secretly dating 'Ryu) resuscitated her with his draconian powers and slew Shurtugal in a burst of dragon flame for killing the charming warrior-writer.
Baki sent her neatly typed manuscript of her newest novel to the Publisher and sat, patiently waiting, by her mailbox for a sign. Any sign. However, the mailtruck took a bad turn and tipped over, crushing our dear little Baki as she waited in earnest....
So sad, really, because in that truck was ... a ..... letter.....FOR BAKI!!!!!!
Pause for Paws
There comes a time in everyone’s life when one comes to a pause,
(Somehow this was written into the original contract, now misplaced.)
And reflects upon one’s own mortality, for which cause—
(I am certain this was also covered in the original contract, plenty of space!)
We now come to the moment of solemn gathering for Kiz Paws.
It would seem that although she indeed was not your average bear—
(Pay close attention to this next statement, it may be of import, because--)
She was not of above-average intellect as well, the poor departed dear.
(Did I not say to pay close attention to the forging important clause?)
Seems she was of the opinion that Dragons, Ninjas, Ghosts, and what more—
Were but figments of the imagination; perhaps indigestion their cause.
So she entered The Enchanted Forest all by herself. Need I say more?
So now all of you be silent and for a moment stop, think, and pause:
Lest you be also tempted to doubt and die as did Kiz Paws…
Pendragon
© 7/11/07
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once, along time ago, there lived a man named pendragon, a strange name for the strange man. he had a werecat and a weredog. he lived in a place where he didn't belong. where the trees always having orange leaves, the grass was always green, it was colder in the day then at night, when it got hot it snowed and when i got cold everyone went swimming. 'cept pendragon, for he was from the normal part of the world, which is truthfully strange enough. but sadly he was banned from there because he so strange, yet in this new strange land were he did not belong, he seemed quite normal. instead of reading he wrote. instead of singing he played the songs on his funny small guitar, quite large for us actually. Pour pen got so tired of living in this strange land and wished he could go back to where he had come from. so one day he decided to return. but low, the people of normal world, quite strangely, got very mad at him and ploted to kill him. pen got so scared for his life, though he never liked it, that he fled far back to the strange land where he had been band before. but his werecat and weredog could not stand the place and one day decided to take their strange master, who wasn't really strange if you look at it right, back to the normal world, which at the moment was quite unnormal. well pour pen didn't know that he had returned till he stepped out of his bed and found a whole crowd around him with pitch forks. he never made it out of the normal world, which wasn't quite normal.
Argetlam was overjoyed when her hand turned silver but as the silver started to work its way up her arm she was surprised. She died as she turned into a silver statue.
bak was so madly in love with murtaght that she died of it.
No!!! :blush: :blush: :blush: Shurtgual was killed for writing such a sad death.
Whee, I get to kill Bakiryu once again! :lol:
Bakiryu was so determined never to fall in love (she thought it could kill you, that's why) that she isolated herself from everyone and died of loneliness instead :(
Friday The 13th For Shutrgal
Shurtgal refused to grow up, as we all know,
But Time has a way of passing right along—
You can live in you delusions but the fact is that you grow,
And “When You Wish Upon a Star” makes a better song.
Shurtgal stalked about declaring “I won’t grow up!”
Meanwhile, the world went on as the world is wont to do.
And while Shurtgal had tea with imaginary creatures and stuff,
The modern world enclosed her as a spider might do.
Shurtgal suddenly snapped out of her trance, and said with a scream,
“Why are these awful things suddenly outside of my flat?
I never seen anything so horrible, not even in the worst of my dreams!
My God, can someone please tell me, just what is that!”
And as she stood with hands shaking pointing out of the window pane,
A speeding car jumped the freeway overpass right into her, so she was slain…
Pendragon
© 7/13/07
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AnnaMariah wandered deep, deep within the the Finnish Woods in the middle of the bloody winter and Annamariah was found a hundred years later as an extremely enchanting ice sculpture
toni died from being on litnet to long.
Shurtugal died of heart attack when she saw Billy Gilman sing live! :lol: