If you were a...

Cloudy sky, a light breeze and some shower. That's perfect for me.

If you were a color which one would you be?

melichrous

if you were a style of music what would you be?

Folk
If you were a flower what type would you be?

iris

If you could pick your own nationality, what would it be?

italian

if you were a favourite dsh, what would you be?

It's between Kebabs, Chicken Tikka Masala or Codfish and Ackee

If you were a historical figure who would it be?(asked before..)

Does this include being an animal? If so, I'd like to be a bird.

mmmn.... an historical bird?

A bird..ok -I say you would be Foghorn Leghorn, a famous bird that weirdly and wonderfully pops to mind.

If you were a cartoon character who would it be?

Betty Boop

If you were a chronic liar, would you want to stop?

(mmmn, I'm detecting a theme here.)
I'm not a chronic liar so I don't need to stop, but if I were a chronic liar I would probably give you the same answer.

same Q?

Yes sir, I would.

Would you admit that you are a man pretending to be a woman?

(how bizarre....well we have gone from the chronic liar theme to gender confusion....I wonder what's next!:crazy:)
I have nothing to prove but I assure you I am very much a woman ( I just wish you could see me :smile5:)

if you were strangely attracted to a women you wish were a man, what would that mean I wonder?

It's an open question- nothing is directed at you, dear.
Lili, I love the suit, but you need to be smoking a cigar for me to really get into it.

If you were attracted to a man that you wished were a woman, what would that say?

It would mean I was gay and life would be soooo much less complicated-(I think:confused5:)

If you were a mafia hit person with total immunity from the law how many people would you off, injure, or just plain smack in the face?

Currently, I can think of 2 people- neither would be you, Tony. But I'm going to be lame and admit that I'm no fan of violence.

How many coins do you carry in your pocket or purse?

Alot, if I buy something with change it feels like I'm getting it for free.

(I would injure only one-but I might let him off if he begged).

If you completely financially set what hobby would you do the most?

First class travel(yeah that's a hobby) buying art work, jewelry and antiques oh and real estate

Same Q

Collect primitive weapons

If you were the proud owner of a time machine, where would you take me?

I'd take you way back, like 50,000 years ago so you could get some primitive weapons for your collection
Same Q

1960's. I can go to Rome and you can go to London - but let's meet in Paris, or sumpin like that.

Sounds like a plan, but I want to go to Rome too

If you were to have the one thing you want the most,what would that be?

Love

If you were a magical book, what would you be able to do?

Actually publish it.

If you were to talk to yourself as a 15 year old what would you tell yourself?

Don't ruin your body...get someone to help you lift.

If you were a beggar, what would you ask for?

A free lunch.

If you were a pizza, what toppings would you have?

Lots of meat

If you were a diner, what would you serve?

It would be primarily vegetarian and specialise in international tapas

If you were a luxury item, what would you be?

A private island (don't know if that counts as an 'item', but it's luxury)

If you were a photographer who could travel back in time, where/who/what/when would you take pictures of?

Probably the late 60's - tough question of hand.

If they made a movie about you would it be good - why?

Brilliant, b/c I'm so ordinary.

If you were a bowl, what would be in you?

Frosted Flakes. They're G rrrreat (so says Tony the Tiger).

If you were a song what would it be?

One without words...

If you were a flea, what kind of dog would you be on?

Born to Fly-Lisa Shaw

same Q

ok...I'll try this one again...maybe...
Mairzy Doats

If you were a member of a sailing crew, what would you job be?

(Mairzy Doats???!!!)


the one doing the least amount of work

if you were a dog, what breed would you be?

Mutt (and ethnically I am)

If you were on a yacht out in the sea, what would you be wearing?

a life jacket.

If you were a light bulb, what wattage would you be?

I's be an oil lamp...(so nostalgic...but not very bright)

If you were a vehicle, what kind would you and from what era?

a classic red Jeep with black interior.

If you were a block construction, what kind of construction would you be?