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Is there really a pole in the north pole?
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Because I live here and I-love-land.
Is there really a pole in the north pole?
yes, there really is a pole, along with 3 pole dancers.
Which pole is taller, the north pole or the south pole?
The South, becuase I said so.
Is the money in banks real?
Nope. The ATMs are just old HP printers
Is the mattress a good place to hide money?
No it's not. The bed bugs will deteriorate the money.
How do arctic plants survive the harsh climate?
By avoiding ice-cream.
Why do men wear trousers and not skirts?
Because they are scared to show their feminine side.
Why are women so clever?
Why do men wear trousers and not skirts?
:lol: :thumbs_up True! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
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Originally Posted by Dr Jekyll
You like that one Dr. Jeckyll... Was hoping to make at least one person laugh by that one.
But you didn't answer the last question....
Why are women so clever?
:rolleyes: Well, I guess natural selection could be an adequate answer. ? :D
Why do pigs love to roll in mud?
Because it is good for their complexion.
Why do dogs love to roll in horse manure?
Because they would rather that than pee on it.
Why do dogs pee on everything? Except horse poo?
Because they are allowed to...
Is the moon in Australia the same as the one in the USA?
I'm not sure . . . did you ask the man on it where all he's been?
On that note, is there really a man on the moon?
Yes there is and his name is Santa Claus... Or is that the North Pole... Um er.. hmmm.
Does Santa Claus really exist?
Yep. He lives over by my old high school.
Does his belly really jiggle like a bowl full of jelly?
Only after dinner... SWEETS AFTER DINNER!!!
Why does he always start his sentences with HO HO HO?
So people know to run away in fear before he pulls out the Christmas scythe.
If the world doesn't end in 2012, when is the next significant Apocalypse year on the religious timetables?
I think it's this Friday after the movie "To Sir With Love."
What day comes after Friday?
The sixth or seventh one, depending on where you live.
Why did the Grand Old Duke of York march his men up and down a hill?
Because they couldn't find his specks. (Glasses)
Why were the three blind mice, blind?
They were exposed as babies to the daily 10-hour supernova (which is what we call the Sun).
Why do we celebrate Christmas?
some people made it their religion to bash Christianity, so Christmas is celebrated to annoy those people
How long does the New Year last?
The same as the old one...
How long is a year on the moon?
365 nights
do bees call each other honey?
About a week, It's to busy giving us light at night it has to hurry it's year up.
How big is the moon?
Hey babe, we crossed quotes... Will go with yours.
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Originally Posted by Haunted
I'll do yours first
the size varies according to weight. If it eats too much moon rock for lunch, it falls on the horizon at night and looks gigantic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
do bees call each other honey?
You are such a sweetie.:thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Haunted
Yes, that is where the company got the name honey from.
Are you asking me questions or is it your computer?
My computer comes up with the questions...then I ask them...
Why do kids giggle?
Because they are missing so many teeth.
Why do humans need to breathe?
So they can blow things off...
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
enough to make a toothpick
what do express trains express?
They express their feelings to the tracks by showing their speed.
Where does electricity come from?
lightning bugs
What's the difference between a smile and a laugh
A smile is with you accidentally swallow a fly and a laugh is when you accidentally swallow a clown.
What day is the first day of the week?
it's the day you hate most
is there a purpose for wriggling my toes?
Yes, to make sure they are all there and accounted for.
Why do we have toes?
to make nail polish companies rich.
Why don't men paint their toe nails?
Because they can't reach them.
Why is a hose?