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. . . I fell in love with a handsome scholar, only to find he detested Shakespeare; I immediately did what any self-respecting Ren scholar would do and made him sit through "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare: Abridged"
Some say that Starbucks is a symbol of capitalist greed, but. . . .
. . . not while they are busy sucking down their pompous, overpriced, social trend beverage things.
Chicken and rice is objectively 'better' than . . .
rice and beans.
While Papayahed may be willing to consume gas station chicken strips. . . .
. . . the gas station chicken strips don't need to be reminded of that fact.
Leather bound books are only . . .
one step removed from the most precious things on earth. :)
The uses for peanut butter are much underrated; for instance. . . .
as a frugal alternative to face cream.
I sat down at the table and...
looked at the lovingly prepared turnip that was so fresh it could walk of my plate, and did so too!
Yesterday when the litte...
bitte (German) spider was flushed out the water spout, I felt sorry for him and transferred him to the roof he was so obviously trying to reach.
They gave me just one. . . .
flying saucer, while I clearly ordered three. Sometimes these martians can't even process a simple order.
when one is easy to please it's...
obvious by deduction that you are not Kermit the Frog, who claims "It's not easy being green"
Baltazar may have been a wise man, but. . . .
the key of the locked door could only be found by the biggest dimbwit on earth, and he was in the locked room!
To succeed is to be mentally...
hardwired to mind your p's and q's, follow all directions, and never get lost.
Taunting in true Monty Python fashion is. . . .
done by the frenchmen of castle Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
The chicken and the egg are two completely...
...delicious entities.
The Literature Forum is...
. . . . a haven for those who actually READ books and like to talk about them with other interesting people.
The Latin origin of a word may. . . .
not exist for a made up word like Fllarkswtwn.
When I say "jump" you had better ask...
yourself, "Why in the world would Kathy ask that, considering she can't see me . . .hmm . . .hidden agenda there. . . .probably some dastardly ploy to take over my hill!"
5 out of 10 scientists agree. . . .
. . . that the Red Sawx are still the favorites to win it all this year.
Bagels should be properly . . .
adorned with lox and cream cheese before even considering consumption.
While baseball may be America's game. . .
. . . it cannot take the place in American's hearts so fervently possesed by 'Survivor'.
Smelly socks are only detrimental when . . .
. . . exposed to heat or unleashed in a small, closed room.
"Smelly Cat", written and performed by Phoebe Buffet of Friends, is truly. . . .
. . . impressive, in the truest sense of the word.
Being a PHD can be compared to eating a . . .
ice cream cone. . . employment is extremely enjoyable, but ephemeral.
Student loans, while necessary, . . . .
. . . are by no means palatable, tasty, or a worthy comestible.
Cold water may be more efficacious than . . .
. . . slapping an hysterical person, but much less satisfying.
The Muffin Man is a figure of children's literature long known for. . .
. . . . betraying that childhood innocence concerning good and honest bakery items.
Dead cacti are often . . . .
. . . placed in the beds of unwary children at summer camp in Arizona.
When riding the train. . . .
. . . . the Undead usually find lots of readily available material to feed upon.
A dress on sale . . . .
. . . can make nearly anything bearable!
It's not the size of the shoe/. . . .
but the size of the sock in the shoe....
what is wrong with the....
... but the cost of the shoe which is making me not to buy it.
You will do something terrible and then ...
it will all be over and you will sleep like a baby until the FBI arrests you.
Tyromancy may be a dying art. . .
but it is still tyromancy.....
what is tyromancy anyhow.....
. . . but a foolish pastime.
Asa, it is the art of divining by the coagulation of cheese.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asa Adams
Archaic words can be so . . . .
spiffy, don't you think, 23 skiddo!
If every time my heart was broken, I ...
relocated to a different country, I'd have lived all over the world by now.
If I decided to binge on shoes instead of books. . . .
I would have shoes coming out my ears.
A dastardly ploy by any other name is... ;)
. . . a radically shifted concept, which soon comes to represent the most wholesome intentions.
Chewing on your hair . . .
will not help making dreadlocks!
When i'll have Dreadlocks...
I'll post a picture!
If my hair would grow long enough for Dreadlocks without bushing out everywhere...