If I were a ______, what would you be?

Aladdin!

If I were a genie, what would you be?

The Lamp

If I were an Orc, what would you be?

An elf.

If I were a sheet of fresh blank paper, what would you be?

A Conté stick.

If I were an artist, what would you be?

A paint brush

If I were dead, what would you be?

The tombstone.

If I were a stone carving, what would you be?

rock

If I were Harry Potter what would you be? :D

Hermione Granger, of course! :D

If I were Hermione, what would you be?

I'd be Hagrid's Hippogriff! :D

If I were a glass of Ice cold water, what would you be?

A straw.

If I were an escaped convict, what would you be?

A sturdy pair of shoes.

If I'd be an apple tree, what would you be?

I'd be a ladder

If I were willing, what would you be?

Able.

If I were a David Hasselhoff fanatic, what would you be?

revolted

If I was a twisted , what would you be?

Wary.

If I were the Man with the Golden Gun, what would you be?