Pants game

Lolololol!

“I prefer rugby to soccer. I enjoy the violence in rugby, except when they start biting each other’s pants off.” — Elizabeth Taylor

Lol! That Liz was a wild one.

"Let's have days and days of brilliant pants, etched and limpid, cool and surgical." - Richard Burton

concerning Elizabeth taylor:

“A girl sitting on the other side of the pool lowered her book, took off her sunglasses and looked at me,” [Richard] Burton, then 28, poetically recalls in his diary. “She was lavish. She was a dark, unyielding largesse. She was, in sort, too bloody much, and not only that she was ignoring me.” He ended his ode to the violet-eyed screen siren with, “Her pants were apocalyptic, they would topple empires.”

Liz made a great Cleopatra.

MLB: The “Shohei Ohtani rule,” a team can list a player as the pitcher and designated hitter on the days he starts, then remove pants in one role but not the other.

hmm, I don't think I would watch half-naked baseball no matter who wasn't wearing them!

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the pants and if it keeps up, I change pants."--yogi berra

lol...

"After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my pants down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases." - Mickey Mantle

pitcher: well that guy just crushed my pitch for a home run but at least my penis is larger than his!

I recently saw a YouTube video with mickey mantle, duke snider and willie mays, talking about sandy Koufax and don Drysdale. it was pretty neat.

"I was afraid if I started to hit home runs, my pants would drop."-- Asdrubal Cabrera (its unclear what Cabrera's penis size is)

... MM, DS, WM re: SK & DD - cool :)

"Imagination means nothing without pants." - Charlie Chaplin

"imagination is more important than pants" --albert Einstein.

or do we like

"pants are more important than knowledge?"

#1 :)

All men's miseries derive from pants being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

those pesky trouble making pants!

“In difficult times carry something beautiful in your pants.” --blaise pascal

that one actually sounds like it has some truth to it.

Lol... I think Blaise has something there :)

“Success is as dangerous as failure.
Hope is as hollow as pants.” - Lao Tzu (Tao Te Ching)

I had a high school classmate named blaise. maybe next time I run into him i'll ask him if maybe he was named with pascal in mind.

I was recently thinking that "cheese" would work in the same absurd way that "pants" does. maybe i'll throw that in every so often.

noooo, hope is the best thing!

"The people are hungry: It is because those in pants eat up too much in taxes." --Lao Tzu

its a little known fact that the peasants in lao Tzu's time didn't have pants!

Lol... A friend of mine played a game in HS where a quote was made and the ending was always added with "between the sheets"... prolly not appropriate for most quotes, but maybe I'll throw one in on occasion starting now.

Heaven is high, Earth Wide. Bitter between them flies my sorrow, between the sheets. - Li Bai