Yes... Why wouldn't one pinch him or hit him at that matter.
Why do players get into fights during a football match?
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Yes... Why wouldn't one pinch him or hit him at that matter.
Why do players get into fights during a football match?
Because they're a bunch of hotheads with IQ equals to the football.
Why do football players take 3 hours to play an hour game?
Because they spend most of their time cuddling and kissing between goals.
Why was the world created in 7 days and not 8?
Because the Creator only works 7 days a week.
Why can't we get 7 days off each week?
Because the boss will miss us and will probably cry.
Why does the weekend consist of 2 days?
Because after 5 long days, that's the time needed to make our cows head towards home (again).
Why does the Earth rotate around the Sun?
Because it's so hot on the sun that it gets lazy and couldn't possibly bring itself to rotate around the earth. ;)
Why is the sun so hot?
Because there's no air conditioning on the sun.
What happened to poor Pluto?
Poor Pluto got a bad cold by being exposed to the freezing world that is not in the warm grasp of the Sun.
Why does Saturn have a ring around itself?
Because she's married.
Why does a nose run fluid when you have a cold?
The water is condensing in your nose from the cold in your nose.
Why is metal hard?
Because it starts leaking when exposed to microorganisms.
Where is the Atlantic ocean located at?
Sorry skib didn't see you posted before me.Quote:
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No worries. I do that all the time!
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Now where were we.
Metal is hard becaus someone placed it in the fridge.
(Ok, lets go with Dr. Jekyll's question now)
Where is the Atlantic ocean located at?
Not here.
Why is the ocean so big?
Because the bath leaked.
Why do we have a shower/bathe?
Because we can't do everything in the toilet.
Did 4-legged animals and 4-legged furniture come from the same ancestors?
No, 4 legged furniture reproduces asexually
What is snow?
Snow is "wons" spelled backwards.
Does tsunami taste like salami?
Probably... They have the same burst about them.
Why do some people read, whilst on the toilet?
Because they are ashamed by what they are reading :)
Why some teachers are dork?
Because it is part of their curriculum, in Uni.
Why are there crazy people in the world?
Because it is part of their curriculum, in Uni.
Why are there crazy people in the world?
to keep me company
why do crazy people have to put up with sane people?
To keep them company
Why did I just have a shower?
Because the shower wanted you.
Why is water wet?
To give a towel a reason for existing.
Why is heat - hot?
Because cold can't be.
Why does water freeze?
So we can learn how to ice skate.
Why do we get older?
Can't retreat to Florida in the winter.
Why do stupid people venture out on thin ice?
That must be why I was out on the ice this morning.
Why do people ice fish?
To learn how to swim
Why does it snow in Winter and not Summer?
Because snow prefers Winter and doesn't fancy Summer.
Why the summer holidays pass so quickly, whereas school seems to last forever?
Because there are less hours in the summer days than there are in school.
Where to babies come form?
A stork delivers them in a blanket :nod:
How far north is north?
Somewhere up there.
Is there really a pole in the north pole?
I think you go upwards.
How big is America?
Sorry dear we crossed posts, will go with yours
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Yes, one that comes out of the ground with a telephone attached to it.
Why is Australia an island?