. . . suffer the slings and arrows aimed at one on the PAM insult thread, or to leave said thread to the Moirai. :D
Let it heretofore be known . . .
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. . . suffer the slings and arrows aimed at one on the PAM insult thread, or to leave said thread to the Moirai. :D
Let it heretofore be known . . .
...that Hyacinth and I are friends.
Will you please...
. . . make sure to visit the "Count to 10,000 thread, as we need your help! :lol:
One must always ask oneself:
...why are we not counting to a million?
Would you like to...
write the Great American Novel?
While rhyming may be a good mental exercise. . .
...streching your thinking skills requires haiku writing.
Speaking of which...
It's shooting the ball in the goal that counts!
Not even silly little...
... ducks act the way you do.
I am starting to feel shy and ...
so would you mind not staring?
The Lion and The Unicorn were fighting for the...
luscious hippo that's swimming in the river.
Great falling stone wrenching...
... rat who was trying to scare them off?
Let's talk this over, it's not like we are dead. Was it something ...
I shot you with? :D
I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and...
and swim until I drown in my own sorrow.
Wishful thinking leads to...
Ambitious projects.
Prolonged procrastination inspires...
one to wonder if there is any real reason to do it at all.
The man who states that he has never told a lie must never...
say so.
sports are...
an adult-sanctioned form of warfare.
I was planning on taking over the world, but. . .
. . . I developed a sever aversion to contact, in the face of which any effort expenditure on the behalf of that goal would seem to be futile.
Ultra Moisturizing Dry Skin Healing lotion is only useful when . . .
. . . . you have a dry skin.
I decided to change my wardrobe but . . . . .
I'm a nudist. :)
If the party of the first part is agreeable to the stipulations set forth by the ...
Ministry of Silly Walks, we will all watch nothing but Monty Python from now on!
When stepping foot outside one's door. . . .
...always be sure you have your nametag on.
I am considering...
what I came into this room for. Oh well, it'll hit me in a minute or two. Oh, yeah, my watch! :lol:
My Mama taught me that there would be days like...
today, when you feel as though you are the loose, worn-out sole attached to the shoe of a bum in Central Park that slaps the pavement, free-floats for a moment, and then reverberates with another slap as its velocity forces it to conect once more with the shoe it longs to part from.
(Wow, I think I need to go take my happy pills now! :D)
Today is the first day. . . .
I noticed why people have been laughing at me. So, am I the first guy to go to work in my pj's? :lol:
People who live in glass houses shouldn't...
get undressed at home! :lol:
One time, at band camp. . . .
I played an instrument, I never did that before.
Soon there will be guinea pigs...
on every dinner table in America!
Acromania usually occurs when . . .
. . . when a person views a particularly enticing 'Acronym Game' post.
To temporarily reduce airborne bacteria . . .
it was decided to place some strategically placed thermo nuclear bombs that would superheat the troposphere. Unfortunately it didn't just reduce the bacteria, but destroyed all live on the planet.
Oops, that wasn't...
... a mistake, I figured out.
To be or not to be really ...
are we going over existionalism again? What a pain! Speaking of pain, did you feel that, Sir? :brow:
I think that I think I am therefore...
a wascaly wabbit.
Take one onion, two leeks and a ....
...turnip. Please! ~rim shot~
Oven mitts shaped like...
gauntlets are good in the kitchen; bad on the jousting field! :rolleyes:
The Dragon opened up his large, teeth-lined mouth and...
the dentists muttered something about bad breath before proceeding with the check-up.
In space, the world seems...
rather like a large blue turnip, according to Aimus, anyway.
Darth Vader and The Emperor walk into a bar...
and join forces to take out Jar-Jar.
The Danube may be beautiful and blue, but. . .
. . . still suffers from a lack of deep fried chicken.
This all new episode will feature . . .
every hack actor and actress we could dredge up. A new concept in Hollywood--new movies or shows starring washed up talent! A must see to believe it!
As I was crossing Boston Common...