If I were a ______, what would you be?

That house in New Orleans...

If I were an Animal, guitar swung low, what would you be?

A bass-playing mountain lion.

If I were the fog, what would you be?

A firefly on the bog.

If I were a toad a-croakin', what would you be?

A bull-frog singing bass...

If I were said bullfrog, what would you be?

A slimy green pond.

If I were a big lake, what would you be?

A Schooner

If I were a schooner, what would you be?

A tugboat

If I were a tuna what would you be?

Seaweed, dried and rice-bound, holding you and the avocado captive.

If I were a white whale what would you be?

An activist protecting you from whale-eaters everywhere!

If I were plankton, what would you be?

A scientist observing you through a powerful microscope.

If I were a star, what would you be?

Definitely a stargazer!

If I were a stargazer, what would you be?

The telescope!

If I were a lens, what would you be?

That eyelash that refuses to depart.

If I were a Cheez-it, what would you be?

Hungry!

If I were starving, what would you be?

A swallow to fly to far-off lands in search of food

If I were a carpet, what would you be?