If you were a...

Human cannon ball.


same.

I'd be a clown. Love to make people laugh.

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

i'd be earth

same?

Mars. Rumour has it, it's red. I love red.

If you were a mansion. Which celebrity would live in you?

Stephen Hawkings.


If you were a theory, which would you be, or if made up, what would you theorize?

I would be the same one I mentioned in another forum... I like winter, because if it is too cold you can always put more clothes on, in summer if it's too hot, you can't take too much off without getting arrested.

If you were a day, what part of the day would you be? (ie: morning, afternoon or eve)

Noon, I'm exceptionally bright!:D



same

Morning. I get on a high in the morning, physically and emotionally. Can't think why?

If you were a bicycle, where would you hike?

In China

If you were a submarine,where wpuld you "swim"?

In the Barrier Reef (Queensland, Australia)

If you were a ship/boat where would you sail?

Right in the Vermouda's Triangle

If you were a spaceship in which planet would you land?

Mars.

If you were a tree, which would you be?

Peaceful and happy :D
An oak probably

If you were a movie, what would you be?

Most likely 'The Brothers Bloom'.
I fancy myself a discontented conman.

If you were a celebrated surrealist poet, which would you be? :D

A comedy.:lol::lol:

If you were a holiday destination, which would you be?