To knit up the ravelled sleeve of care
How long will it take hedgehogs to evolve into highway-wise beasts
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To knit up the ravelled sleeve of care
How long will it take hedgehogs to evolve into highway-wise beasts
Considering how long oppossums have had, probably never...
What is the genral sound made by oppossums?
Well considering there are also mamuts who believe they are oppossums ... there could be a lot of possible sounds ( hi hi .. saw Ice Age 2 and loved it).
Why people eat junk food?
People eat junk food because there are invisible elves that whisper into the ear of the shopper "buy this and you will be instantly cool/successful/beautiful/etc." and the shopper says "yes, I think this is a good thing" and voila -- the junk food winds up in their shopping bags and on its merry way home to do the damage there... !!!
Why does cabbage have to smell so bad when it is cooked??
Turnips need the competition! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../hilarious.gif Drumroll, rimshot for Aimus!
Why do Brussel Sprouts even sound yucky? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...hysterical.gif
Because you have your hearing aid turned up too high.
Will carrots make you see better?
I don't think so... I'd say they stick in your gullet:lol:
Why is x and y the most used symbols in algebra?
Because if they had chosen 'x' and 'o', the nice little students would have amused themselves far more with tic-tac-toe, which is much more appealing, no? :lol:
Why do headaches formulate at the worst possible times?
because they are like evolutionary alarm clocks...without a snooze
Do potatoes have eyes?
In certain cultures.. they look to the potatoes for true vision... those, though, are the cultures that do not do well..
Can people actually have scissors for hands??
Edward scissor hands does. Never met anyone else though ......
Why do we need calendars?
We need calendars for snacking. You know -- there are DATES in every calendar.... :lol:
**ducks cuz a million people are trying to smack me** :lol:
Who invented the rubber boot?
Charles Goodyear...seriously. Did I just ruin the game?
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Because if they had chosen 'x' and 'o', the nice little students would have amused themselves far more with tic-tac-toe, which is much more appealing, no?
LoL, I couldn't resist ;)
Did you ruin the game? No, Shalot, not at all.
And to carry on now, what is the texture of an ogre's skin?