King of the hill

Willow's Hill

Willow admittedly had to leave the hil in order to watch the World Cup. I offered him all the snack food he could possibly want in exchange for hill possession. Willow thought that was a great deal. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

i take hyacinth's snacks and throw them into a far away land..while she is out fetching them i steal the hill
MY HILL

Litrocks' Hill
Hyacinth, having been taken to lunch by Kathy, decided she was not really hungry and did not need the snacks. She also just happened to have a new critical essay on the Paradiso . . . with which she lured Litrocks into a dark wood. . .
Hyacinth's HILL!!

Hyacinth's hill

I tell her about the new, awesome, keyboard headbanging game, and she goes and knocks herself silly.

Piglet's Hill

Piglet's Hill-
After recovering from her keyboard headbanging game phase, Hyacinth returns to complain to Piglet about her inability to post her pic due to extreme technology phobia disfunctional disorder.
Piglet, terrified by the notion that Hyacinth will complain all day, runs away to buy earplugs.
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's Hill

:yawnb: I am too darn tired to take care of the hill right now, I have to go to bed. Feeling in a generous mood, I allow Hyacinth to enjoy her guardianship of *cough* my hill... :p

Still Hyacinth Girl's hill. :nod:

hyacinth is riding her horse when it goes crazy leaving me no other choice than to take my place as king of the hill
MY HILL! :banana:

Far out in the Shadowlands, the Dragon is enjoying afternoon tea. Using his Dragonsight, he peers through a tiny riff in the dimensional barrier. "Humph. Still fighting over that bloody hill!"
He sighs, and settles himself more comfortably on his hoard of gold. "Ah, to be more refined in one's tastes!" He turns up "New Kid In Town" on the stereo, and leans back. "And to think I used to be just as barbaric. It took me several hundred years to learn." He munches on a petrified forest biscuit and nods in time to the music. "Humans. Will they ever learn?" :) :) :nod:

Meanwhile, LiteratureRocks' HILL :nod:

LitRocks' Hill,

Unfortunately for LitRocks, my horse happens to take his crazy rampage straight to his hill, accidentally stomping LitRocks in the process. IT is at this point I give up trying to control the beast. Instead I jump off the crazy pony in order to claim. . .


MY HILL!!!!

Hyancinth's Hill,

When I arrived, Hyancinth was still unconscious having had a head-on collision with the hill. I called for an ambulance out of concern and then claimed...

MY HILL!!!

Kelly's Hill
Unfortunately for him, I'd come to before the ambulance arrived. I picked up a stick when his back was turned and knocked HIM unconscious. When the ambulance arrived, I was oh-so-sweet and helped the techs load him into the truck. As the ambulance drove to the nearest hospital (100 miles away), I giggled and waved. . . .

Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's Hill
Just like an episode of the Twilight Zone...
*coughs, does Rod Serling imitation* I give to you exhibit A. Young lady who was mistaken about her hill ownership....

Due to that very grievous head injury she really did suffer, Hyacinth's subsequent "possesion" of the hill was.... *cough--Rod Serling again* all a product of her overwrought, brain fevered imagination....I wave to Hyacinth as she struggles with the ambulance techs raving the entire time " No, really, it really was my hill, my hiilllllllll." Tsk, tsk, I will have to send the poor dear some flowers. *yawn*

Ahhh, how nice to be here on my own little hill again! Oh, are you wondering what was the name of it? Why it is Kathy's Hill!!!

(the end...or is it!!!????? :goof: )

Kathy's hill.

I give Kathy some taffey and when it sticks to her dentures and she takes out her uppers to clean them, I snatch them from her hand and toss them down the hill. Kathy runs after them and abandon's the hill.

Virgil's Hill! :D

Virgil's Hill,
Having escaped from the hospital, I return to the hill. I tell Virgil that he has won an all-expense paid trip to the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Excited at the prospect of seeing the country, as well as possibly meeting Sherman Alexie, Virgil accepts the plane ticket in my hand and rushes off to the nearest airport. . . .

ah. Hyacinth's Hill

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Kathy's hill.

I give Kathy some taffey and when it sticks to her dentures .....

Virgil's Hill! :D

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Hyacinth's Hill

I only sweep in to glare at Virgil and shake a finger at him. I don't have dentures, you...you....you mean boy, you! :p (and I would never eat taffy, ick.)

Lala la la, still Hyacinth's Hill (not for long though, I imagine... ;) )