Pam

poor PAPAPAM . . .well, new people are coming in all the time. perhaps you will fnd another methuselah? : )

the PAM cultivates man-eating orchids

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Just looked Methuselah up and found he was the oldest person in the Bible, living to 969 years. I wouldn't mind living that long if it were possible, but more to the point I might be of the regulars the oldest here on lit net. :eek2: :bawling:

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Aw, you knew I was just kidding around, right? I am not exactly spring chickeny myself you know. Really was joking around.

Hmm, now I feel to guilty to insult the PAM even though she thinks up extremely long words for the person below her in the acronym game...

The PAM smashes porcelain with a big stick while speaking softly to herself.

The PAM cheats when he plays King of the Hill... ;) :nod:

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Pshaw! The PAM is delusional as aways. Hit the wolf's bane a little too hard again! :D

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Oh that's right. I think Pen is older than me.

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Originally Posted by kathycf

Aw, you knew I was just kidding around, right? I am not exactly spring chickeny myself you know. Really was joking around.

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Of course. No insult taken, other than the game of PAM.

Thanks a heap, PAM! Never trust a wolf, they howl their heads off at the moon and blab every secret they know! ;) :lol:

The PAM has big ears.

The PAM is out after her bedtime.

the PAM lives in a little cave underwater and is so out of touch with reality he doesn't know that you can't breathe water . . .

The PAM is a short & stout Psychology professor.

ouch. two out of three . . . well, in a few years, maybe : )

the PAM is . . . wait, yeah, this is the insult people thread. *rubs hands evilly* the PAM is a problem child because of all the things he mother taught her . . . and she likes to clip he toenails in public.

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Originally Posted by mir

she likes to clip he toenails in public.

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:confused::confused:Now how on Earth did you come to know about that :D :brow:

The PAM is a little whacky. ;)

The PAM uses earwax to polish his shoes. :p

The PAM slurps the soup out of the spoon when eating