Skadadle...
In the name of.....
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Skadadle...
In the name of.....
all that is holy...must you do that again?
Why does my cursor have a funny little....
sign saying, "I beat you to it - I was here first!"? Oh, I get it, it's a pre-cursor!
(Sorry about that - it made me cringe too - :lol:)
Wake up and smell the ...
...morning cat biscuits.
Before bed I usually...
sing 'god save the queen' six times. It's just a ritual, helps me sleep.
Sometimes, I put my foot in...
...and others, I put my foot out. 'Tis a silly-looking dance.
Batman is a goober because...
That's more times than I've sang it in my life - I don't think I ever sang verse 3 even once!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
... because everyone must know his real identity - just sniff for the guy that smells strongly of rubber!
It's just not cricket to ...
yell "Fore!" after you punt the volleyball.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater...
had a wife but couldn't keep her.He caught her cheating so he beat her.
My rhymes are like.........................
...an episode of Jerry Springer.
Chocolate and cookies go together like...
grapenuts and spaghetti.
Fishing with Grandpa is every kid's....
...nightmare; Grandpa fished with a spear.
Baseball is to football as....
as a blind umpire is to a sight-impaired offical, from a fan's viewpoint.
As long as you are going to lie anyway...
do it in the compliments thread, please.
A pair of glasses can look quite ....
Elton Johnish.
Why does it always get foggy...