Would You??

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Would you be able to climb the building you are in, unassisted?

Yes.

Would you learn to dance to impress your partner?

Maybe if it meant that much to the individual, then sure, but only for a type of music I enjoyed, too - no use in learning how to polka dance if I have no affinity for that genre of music, for example.

Would you consider yourself a good dancer?

Yes, but whether anyone else would consider me so is another matter... ;)

Would you prefer to eat oranges or grapefruits?

Oranges.

Would you risk your life to save a stranger?

Personally, I believe in self-preservation before sacrifice, but it depends upon how great a risk this saving of a stranger involves. I lack the physical strength to hoist the average-sized adult atop my arms or shoulders to carry one out of a burning building, for example, hence placing both myself and the individual in harm's way, making such a risk counter-productive; I see these types of attempted-heros at my work, critically injured, from time to time, who intended well, but ended up created harm upon themselves, whether their courage ended in success or not. To compensate for a lack of superhuman strength, I would certainly do all I could within my physical and mental abilities to save a stranger, likely placing myself at risk, too, even involving others, if possible, but only within relative, reasonable means.

Same question.

Like you Mono, I would try my best. But as I am tiny and frail as well it would be difficult to carry another person to safety without help.

Would you feel comfortable working in a cemetery at night?

Yes, but I would get the spooks every now and then.

Would you pick an apple from an apple tree growing in someone else's yard?

Only if they gave me their permission. (Yes, I'm a nerd)

Same question?

yess.
would you like absinth?

Nope. That stuff scares the crap out of me.

Would you deliberately piss someone off because their anger is amusing to you?

Yes :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Would you tear up someone's relationship so you could be friends with one of them?

negatory. If they'll ditch someone for you, they'll ditch you for someone else.

for lack of imagination, same?

Likewise, no I wouldn't. History has a habit of repeating itself.

If you were not religious, would you sit through a religious event and pretend to enjoy it, just to please your partner.

nope, i am atheist :D
wold you like listen to pink floyd?