If you were a...

Yellow #5

If you were a type of humor what would you be?

Goofy.

If you were a celebrity, what would you rather be famous for?

My wit and ability to charm the wives of various heads of state. Also, soft shoe dancing with an dangerous edge to it.

If you were a book, would it be funny, tragic, academic, pulp fiction....?

Academic :p

If you could only speak one language - just one. Which one would it be?

The language of love and compassion

If you were love what kind of love would you be?

Platonic.

If you were to lose a game, what game would you rather lose?

Any game with my daughter

If you were a book, describe what you'd look like.

Red hardcover with golden engraved title. All the pages would have a pretty border and neatly printed.

If you were a song, in which language you'd be?

Italian.

If you were a famous character in a book who would you be?

Bienvenu (who else)

If you were any one particular word, what word would it be?

heresy :p

If you were a joke, what would you be?

Ironic.

If you were a country(not you own), which would it be?

The country where my beloved would be.
I love to pose hopeless romantic! :p

If you were an eye, what colour what you be?

Brown

If you were a street where would you be?

The Street That Leads To My Beloved's Home :p
Yes, ain't going to stop posing :p

If you were a website, which one would you be? :D

Probably the one that says "404, website not found"

If you were a horse, what story would you have to tell?

Spooky stories about hoof and mouth disease! :lol::lol::lol:

If you were a work of art, which master would have painted/sculptured you?

I am...and God did.

If you were creating a living creature with a personality, what kind of personality would it have?

Noble, kind, and attractive.

If you were an author, what kind of characters you'd create?

Funny and uplifting(too many depressing characters out there now).

If you were a well known author would you embrace the limelight or be very private?

I would be elusive and mysterious.

If you were a song, which one would you be?

Pachebel Canon in D major

If you could be a citizen of any country other than the countries you have citizenship or residency - what country would it be?

I have a couple of passport, an eu passport being one, so I'm covered. Ok maybe a Swiss passport because they are so hard to get. But I've dreamt of living in Italy since I was young,so maybe one day I'll meet a charming Italian and run away there.

if you were given 3 months to live what would you do?

Go back to ancestral village in Calabria.

If you had to pick your favourite movie what would it be?

one of my favourite movies is the Godfather

if you were angry would you show it?

Yes, but showing anger doesn't mean that the anger isn't controlled.

If you were a witch like Samantha Stevens (Bewitched), would you use your powers to do everyday tasks?

Yes of course I hate mundane tasks.If I had her powers,I would be out of control. In a good way though.

If you were a person trying to impress someone, what would you be doing?

Being myself


If you were a mermaid, would you tease sailors?

Yes, of course it would be fun. :smilewinkgrin:

Would you do the same if you were a merman?

Yes, because women love teasing mermans.

If you were a Inuit/Native/First nation blahdey blah would you live on a reservation?

(sorry tony, I think it was the mermans job to seduce and entice the ladies)

reservation??? I think not

If you were one of the Seven Deadly Sins which one would you be?

(i get it, i just can visualize the merman scenario - can you?)

Wrath.

Which of the 7 deadly sins are you besides pride and wrath?

so how come I only get to pick out of 5 DS? OK I will play along ;)...Lust

If you were able to become invisable what would you do?

Rob banks, mostly.

If you could press a button and be anywhere right now, where would you pick?

right here for a start.....http://www.caesar-augustus.com/

same Q

A beach in Mexico

If you were a city what would be your main attraction?

culturally vibrant and cosmopolitan


if you were visiting my city, what would be your favourite thing to do there?

Sit and talk with the people


If you were a boat/ship, what kind of vessel would you be?

this kind....http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uplo...riva-gucci.jpg

if you were an animal, what would you be?

A dragon

If you were a siren, whose ship would you call?