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haha, Laindessiel, i do the exact same thing in stories!! i'm trying to write a novel right now, and it's interesting because all of my sentances are about a paragraph long. :p
i also don't want to insult the PAM, but i suppose i can always spill the FACT that she likes to dress up like Napolean and skulk around the house stabbing curtains . . . :D
The PAM has the bad habit of chewing fingernails...other people's. :sick:
(get thee to gameknot mir, it is your turn! )
May I intrude and just say that the PAM chews her toenails....
I am careful not to insult the PAM- for she has a reputation of short-temperedness..
*cringe*
haha, that one was nice... But what's wrong with being small?
The PAM neither best nor worst at anything.. She'll remain a loyal follower of "The Man"... being neither here or there just somewhere in the middle
Who's "The Man"?
The PAM has a bushy upper lip..
Tip. Check songs written by Paul McCartney! ;)
The PAM hangs out wit da Godfeather and de boys, she's one bad gun moll, uses a typewriter handily, capisce? :p
The PAM dogears the pages of his books in order to mark his place. Bad, very very bad!
the PAM falls over unexpectedly in polite company!
hi kathy! :D
The PAM is the shadow that stunts the growth of your turnip patch! :lol:
The PAM has eaten too many turnips that his complexion has become somewhat purplish....:D
The PAM has dishpan hands...
Hi mir! Hi Pen, toni and miss Madhuri! :)
Hello to you Kathycf! How could I insult The PAm? She is very nice!
PAM cannot even insult someone properly.
Quack quack quack, quaaaaaaaaaack.....
(Translate that, you fluent-Rubber-Duckese-Speaker... ;))
I would, but there are children on these forums. :p
PAM is rather dirty! :eek:
Me, dirty eh? Hahaha!
You don't understand your own language it seems....;) I said that you are a Santa, santa, Santa Claaaaaause!!!!
Don't ask.
N'afrim eufil, na'dlag va prau.
You won't translate that! ;)
PAM is a talented poet, but he will never tell anyone of one of his very early works. I managed to find a copy in a dusty used bookstore in some exotic city far away....
"Ode to my bowl of Morning Oatmeal"
You sit on the table, gently steaming, humble and true
Your detractors unkindly say you are mostly like glue
Some say your benefits are all folderol
But I know you lower my cholesterol"
*sniff* that just makes me want to cry...:bawling: ;)
Wohoho, Uncle Pen...I hope that is not too bad for me. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Well, KathyCF makes good death predictions of me, but I honestkly think they won't, in anytime, come true! :D
THAT is an insult. ;)
the PAM has pointy ears,
gimme a break I'm not good at this game.
That's what I said at first. What, insulting people?
But what the heck, it's just for fun! :D
By the way, I kinda have pointy ears. Not really pointy but they're not the closest to the sides of the head either.
Ok, I'll insult the poor gentleman.
The PAM eats bullets for his dose of iron and pieces of skeletons found underground for his intake of calcium.
Heheh.. Now this one I wanna insult anytime!!!
When the PAM is asleep, she has one finger on her ear and one on her nose, fingering something green.....
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Nothing personal:)
Zis is just a joke..
"I'm gonna eat your life..."
Okay, insulting then. :)
Toni sleeps on her left side, blanket between her legs, arms on her head and pillow WET from dripping, no, flooding SALIVA. She might take this as a joke or not. ;) True or not true. :D
PAM licks up her sister's saliva in the morning and then goes down for breakfest. :D
Don't get me started on the PAM's table manners! Ever have a meal with a wolf? :lol:
Lain: It simply means: "It isn't pretty, I'm sad to say." Don't ask about the language, no one living speaks it. :)
Someday, The PAM may lose his hair, lose his teeth, his money and even his mind. But one thing he will never lose is his good looks, because he can never lose what he doesn't have!:)
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sorry:)
The PAM is guaranteed to be the only person at a somber, quiet event whose stomach will make growling and gurgling noises. Loudly.
Yeah, but PAM doesn't feel any compunction on letting out those noisy, smelly gases at a party. :D :p
The PAM, aka GasMaster is confusing me with himself....:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
KathyCF "Whatever" lives in a place I'm still confused to spell.
I wish to quote the PAM here, "I'm still confused to spell...", as she states that she has an "organized brain." Yeah, right! :lol:
PAM is slow in offering criticism. :flare:
Apologies, brother, but I have an obsession with feedback.
The PAM has a VeryLong armpit hair that it almost reached his waist..:)
PAM is just jealous that I have but one. :cool: She, on the other hand :sick:...
Oh Whatever. The PAM is secretly eating and buying pigeon feeds because he likes them so much...:)
PAM is often so stony in expression that pigeons use her for target practice :eek:...
*raises an eyebrow* PAm has a secret relationship with a pigeon named hakurourou and is going to ask for her hand-or claw in marriage tonight.. Congratulations Robin!:)
PAM projects imaginary relationships on others to satisfy her own longing for said hakurourou...
PAM is denying said relationship with hakurourou for he is eyeing another, hotter pigeon named pigwidgeon