... brings long hairs on ones chest
The long boat ride to Avalon...
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... brings long hairs on ones chest
The long boat ride to Avalon...
...is not for pregnant or nursing women, or women who may become pregnant.
The counting thread...
.... is one of the biggest wastes of time created by man, following tv and followed by watching paint dry.
East tacos is a sin against....
any and all eaters of west tacos.
An egg by any other name is ...
...Cracchio!
Antonymicosis is a rare but divergent set of...
tubular wing nuts.
Alas poor Yorick...
...got in rich Yurin's way.
The richer the blend...
... the more likely your coffee will be attacked by Robin Ground.
The sillier the name.........
The better to make mockery of it.
If she doesn't stop singing this instant...
.... I will seriously injure a bunny
If I were you....
I would eat more peanut butter and pickle sandwiches.
If I had a talent for singing show tunes...
...I would become a pornstar
If I were to cook....
...a mango, you lnow I'd do it right!
Pop corn is to RR as cabbage reminauding...
...is to airline pilots wearing tutus while flying.
Page 148 is really...
Page 148 is Covert in the thesaurus.
Covert is to....
...mandolin as covet is to mettlesome.
Counting in CS would be...
... change something.
Studies are to you as no is to ...
...ice cream.
Why does none of this...
make neither rhyme nor reason.
Two heads are better than...
A single snake swimming circles in a bathtub while trying to figure out the meaning of life.
Private investigations revealed...
little Johnny in fact wears diapers!
If the moon is made of green cheese, then...
... then the castle is made of red marble.
Why could the elephant...
the sun is made of a giant hamster that eats all the cheese once a month.
Stand up and shout...
...that Aimus has to go to the restroom.
Crock pots should be cleaned by...
. . . those who are familiar with a bunch of crock! :lol:
Once a day, a wise person . . .
...remarked that the old are the only ones with any sense longer.
Feta cheese is best when...
. . . eaten in its natural habitat.
The elder Pliny tells us. . .
things about which we only learn in order to pass our exams! ;)
The shortest route between two restrooms can be found...
. . . by triangulating their proximity to a Starbucks.
Captain Ahab once wrote. . .
Nice! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
I was a teenage Martian.
skipping is to flying as crackers are to...
fire.
The Boxer Rebellion in China was actualling caused when the men refused to...
. . .dance the Viennese waltz.
Things generally fall apart when. . .
...you remove all the nuts and bolts.
The correct pronunciation of "coupons"...
... should rhyme with crouton, which are little cubes of bread eaten in salads.
Fox McCloud was...
was a TV detective.
To nip something in the bud means...
to stop it before it flowers.
Old King Cole was a "Merry Old Soul" because he smoked...
. . . only the finest hashish.
The real reason Lady Godiva rode through the town naked is. . .
She is extremely forgetful.
If 4 x 4 equals 16, then...
it must mean the universe is really a square and not rounded of at the edges!
I wonder if the interior of...
the head of a turnip actually contains any cognitive thought? :p
To be or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler to...